I snagged this from
gdkittybadkitty.
Fill this out IN YOUR OWN WORDS and repost as, "My autobiography"
PROLOGUE
1.Where did you take your default pic?
Cover art from Bloodlines by Karen Traviss. Best Star Wars book cover yet.
2.What exactly are you wearing right now?
jeans and my New York Giants t-shirt
3.What is your current problem?
I flipped out both on and around some of my best friends today. Basically because I hate myself.
4.What makes you most happy?
a good story
6. Do you watch MTV?
no
8.What's something that really annoys you?
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CHAPTER 1:
1.Name:
Brandon
2.Nickname(s):
Esquire, Esq, Harry Potter
3.Current location:
The Bunker
4.Eye color:
Green-grey
5.Hair color:
reddish-brown (very slight red colour when the light is right, that is)
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CHAPTER 2:
1.Do you live with your parents?
Most of the time, no
2.Do you get along with your parents?
Yes
3.Are your parents together?
Yeah, 25 years next July
4.Do you have any Siblings?:
One biological, but I view a couple of others pretty much as sisters. Oh, and my cat...(haha)
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CHAPTER 3:
Favorite...
1. Ice Cream:
chocolate chip cookie dough
2.Season:
fall or spring
spring...fall is when everything dies, spring is the renewal of life after that dark nightmare of winter.
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CHAPTER 4:
Do You..
1.Write on your hand:
No, can't bear the thought
2.Call people back:
As often as I can
3.Believe in love:
I think so...I did once, and I'm trying to persuade myself that it's real again
4.Sleep on a certain side of the bed?:
the side that's not against the wall, even in a two-person bed
5. Have any bad habits?:
spending too much time looking up pointless crap online and various others I can't think of
6. Any mental health issues?:
How much time do you have? I have Low-End Depression, the type that can keep you down for two or three weeks at a time, Seasonal Affective Disorder, Anxiety, and self-worth issues, though I'm betting someone will tell me that one's common. If it is, everyone is bloody good at hiding it.
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CHAPTER 5:
Have You...
1.Broken a bone:
my left arm, my right big toe (unconfirmed)
2.Sprained anything?:
no
3.Had physical therapy?:
no
4.Gotten stitches:
no
5.Taken painkillers?:
Tylenol and the stuff they gave me after they pulled my wisdom teeth...I loved that stuff.
6.Gone SCUBA diving or snorkeling?:
No
7.Been stung by a bee:
One time...if I see a bee I'll get all nervous and look like I'm going to run for my life...I bet most people would be amused by that.
8.Thrown up at the dentist:
No, but I remember feeling like I had six hands shoved into my mouth when they yanked out the wisdom teeth I mentioned
9.Sworn in front of your parents:
Yes
10.Had detention:
Never
11.Been sent to the principal's office:
Once, when a bastard friend betrayed me and beat me up in seventh grade...Central Junior High had a Zero Tolerance policy, but I never saw it enforced.
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CHAPTER 6:
Who/What was the last...
1.Movie you saw:
Cold Mountain...pretty much my image of the sort of love I want...with a bit of Rhett Butler/Scarlett O'Hara thrown in.
2.Person to text you?:
My sister?
3.Person you called:
My Mom
4.Person you hugged?:
Esther, at lunch today.
5.Person you tackled?:
Does it count if I've wanted to tackle someone?
6.Thing you touched?:
The keyboard.
7.Thing you ate?:
Ice cream mixed with Oreo crumbs...should've added peanut butter to the mix.
8.Thing you drank?:
water...thinking about a shot of rum before bed.
9.Thing you said?:
I don't remember, but it was no doubt along the lines of "I'm such a mess."
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FIN
I hope you enjoyed!
It kept me on the computer longer than I wanted to be, but I guess that's okay, as long as people can recognise that the sort of cynical/depressed stuff was more or less meant to be humourous...I kind of have a dark wit tonight, so sorry folks.
And now, I'll leave you with a picture I think some of you will get a laugh out of. I don't condone shooting George Lucas in a cantina filled with aliens, but anyone who knows about the "Han Shot First" furor will get it.