I can't compete with that. Um...my uncle-by-marriage's neice is friends with the lead singer of Diffuser, and my friend's old dance teacher is married to one of the members of Nine Days, but aside from that I have nothing to boast about.
At the tender age of almost 2 my mom took me to the Woodstock VT Presbetarian Church Bazaar where she placed me on a table covered in fabric while she looked for deals. Not being so good with the balance yet I proceeded to topple off the table into a large box of fabric where, rather than crying, I began to bury my chubby little baby fingers in the stuff. Worried that she had broken her firstborn, my mom picked me up to console me. At that precise moment in time, a hippie (yeppers, this was 1972- hippies were still floating around) walked past with both cheeks worn out of his jeans. According to legend, my little baby jaw dropped open, I clutched my remnant of sparkly fabric tighter in my chubby little fist and, imprinting being what it is, I have spent the rest of my life seeking out employment in professions that combine 1/2 naked men and glittery fabrics. Makes you wonder how I became so fond of chocolate now, doesn't it!!??
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Didn't Eve6 break up?
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At the tender age of almost 2 my mom took me to the Woodstock VT Presbetarian Church Bazaar where she placed me on a table covered in fabric while she looked for deals. Not being so good with the balance yet I proceeded to topple off the table into a large box of fabric where, rather than crying, I began to bury my chubby little baby fingers in the stuff. Worried that she had broken her firstborn, my mom picked me up to console me. At that precise moment in time, a hippie (yeppers, this was 1972- hippies were still floating around) walked past with both cheeks worn out of his jeans. According to legend, my little baby jaw dropped open, I clutched my remnant of sparkly fabric tighter in my chubby little fist and, imprinting being what it is, I have spent the rest of my life seeking out employment in professions that combine 1/2 naked men and glittery fabrics.
Makes you wonder how I became so fond of chocolate now, doesn't it!!??
Yeah. MY boss is the shit!!
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