would you rather have sultry porno music emit from you when ever you make a romantic advance, or lose all sexual inhibition in the presence of cantaloupe?
Re: I don't know, I'm a Gemini!artsyem80December 6 2004, 04:02:52 UTC
it's a hard question to answer for sure...
the porn music would be playing a lot for me, i think. it would be an easy give away to those i'd be hitting on, but i could see myself getting in-trouble too, having it stop in the middle of a conversation because my mind wanders to something else. or worse, having it start playing at very inappropriate times and people, that would definately happen, i already know i'm a pervert.
and the cantaloupe, i already don't have much sexual inhibition. it might make for some fun get-togethers...
Re: I don't know, I'm a Gemini!zephyrkateDecember 6 2004, 04:23:30 UTC
LOL! That totally cracks me up about what if it stops if you get distracted! That would seriously suck.
I am also enjoying thinking about the inappropriate situations that might start the porn soundtrack. Meeting my grandma? (Did I tell you that Sage's grandma wants to get in my pants?) Or...a funeral? Or...the pound?
Re: I don't know, I'm a Gemini!artsyem80December 6 2004, 08:30:43 UTC
yeah, for real. it'd be super funny if along with the music stopping there'd be a screech, like a record getting bumped off. OR....in my case (like at vibrator or muscle) be dancing with someone or flirting, and someone else walks into the room, or exchange looks, or start dancing with more than one person. double or triple porn tracks going at once. ALSO, what if there were different themes depending on what your thinking, woah.
who says I have any sexual inhibition with Cantelope?dbs62December 6 2004, 19:11:19 UTC
oh definitely the cantelope...who can mind the loss of all sexual inhibition
and the porno soundtrack would so totally not work for me. I prefer to create a new soundtrack for each romantic advance and I would hate for bad porno music drown out the nasty, dirty shit I wanna say while making said advances!
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Shy Utie sez: Cantaloupe all the way. Let's get rid of those fucking things, and besides, cantaloupe is yummy.
Actually, that just made up my mind. Cantaloupe it is.
Finally, I close with a joke that rhymes with cantaloupe. Here goes:
The defn of antelope=So much for the big ant wedding! Ha ha ha!
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the porn music would be playing a lot for me, i think. it would be an easy give away to those i'd be hitting on, but i could see myself getting in-trouble too, having it stop in the middle of a conversation because my mind wanders to something else. or worse, having it start playing at very inappropriate times and people, that would definately happen, i already know i'm a pervert.
and the cantaloupe, i already don't have much sexual inhibition. it might make for some fun get-togethers...
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I am also enjoying thinking about the inappropriate situations that might start the porn soundtrack. Meeting my grandma? (Did I tell you that Sage's grandma wants to get in my pants?) Or...a funeral? Or...the pound?
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the pound? omg. i love you! crack me up!
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Glad to see ya posting tho...I've missed ya!
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and the porno soundtrack would so totally not work for me. I prefer to create a new soundtrack for each romantic advance and I would hate for bad porno music drown out the nasty, dirty shit I wanna say while making said advances!
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