would you rather...

Dec 04, 2004 17:37

would you rather have sultry porno music emit from you when ever you make a romantic advance, or lose all sexual inhibition in the presence of cantaloupe?

think of the possibilities...

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I don't know, I'm a Gemini! zephyrkate December 5 2004, 21:36:37 UTC
Passive agressive Utie sez: Porn music please! Then I won't have to say, "Hey, I wanna get in your pants."

Shy Utie sez: Cantaloupe all the way. Let's get rid of those fucking things, and besides, cantaloupe is yummy.

Actually, that just made up my mind. Cantaloupe it is.

Finally, I close with a joke that rhymes with cantaloupe. Here goes:

The defn of antelope=So much for the big ant wedding! Ha ha ha!

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Re: I don't know, I'm a Gemini! artsyem80 December 6 2004, 04:02:52 UTC
it's a hard question to answer for sure...

the porn music would be playing a lot for me, i think. it would be an easy give away to those i'd be hitting on, but i could see myself getting in-trouble too, having it stop in the middle of a conversation because my mind wanders to something else. or worse, having it start playing at very inappropriate times and people, that would definately happen, i already know i'm a pervert.

and the cantaloupe, i already don't have much sexual inhibition. it might make for some fun get-togethers...

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Re: I don't know, I'm a Gemini! zephyrkate December 6 2004, 04:23:30 UTC
LOL! That totally cracks me up about what if it stops if you get distracted! That would seriously suck.

I am also enjoying thinking about the inappropriate situations that might start the porn soundtrack. Meeting my grandma? (Did I tell you that Sage's grandma wants to get in my pants?) Or...a funeral? Or...the pound?

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Re: I don't know, I'm a Gemini! artsyem80 December 6 2004, 08:30:43 UTC
yeah, for real. it'd be super funny if along with the music stopping there'd be a screech, like a record getting bumped off. OR....in my case (like at vibrator or muscle) be dancing with someone or flirting, and someone else walks into the room, or exchange looks, or start dancing with more than one person. double or triple porn tracks going at once. ALSO, what if there were different themes depending on what your thinking, woah.

the pound? omg. i love you! crack me up!

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dbs62 December 5 2004, 22:37:33 UTC
Em, ur a nut!

Glad to see ya posting tho...I've missed ya!

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artsyem80 December 6 2004, 03:41:21 UTC
well, which would you rather?!?

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who says I have any sexual inhibition with Cantelope? dbs62 December 6 2004, 19:11:19 UTC
oh definitely the cantelope...who can mind the loss of all sexual inhibition

and the porno soundtrack would so totally not work for me. I prefer to create a new soundtrack for each romantic advance and I would hate for bad porno music drown out the nasty, dirty shit I wanna say while making said advances!

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