015 Starcrossed, art by Betrue and fic by lavvyan

Jan 02, 2009 10:16

Title: Starcrossed
Author: lavvyan
Artist: beet
Genre: slash
Rating: PG-13 for swears and allusions to nekkidness
Wordcount: ~3,100
Pairing: John/Rodney
Warnings/Spoilers: Beware the crack AU.
Summary: So there Rodney was, a thirty-six year old pianist with seven unimaginative albums to his 'credit', bitter, lonely and utterly mediocre ( Read more... )

fandom: stargate: atlantis, author: lavvyan, pairing: john/rodney, 015 - astronomy, artist: beet, art: covers

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eruminator January 2 2009, 17:18:27 UTC
lavvyan and beet? You both, quite possibly, win at life, the universe and every-bloody-thing. Ever. Squared.

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lavvyan January 4 2009, 18:44:50 UTC
Hee, thank you! That's quite a lot to win. ;)

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teenygozer January 2 2009, 18:02:14 UTC
HAHAHAHAHA! I love me some crackfic, and this is the most delicious I've read in a long time. I started snort-laughing at Not to mention the fact that Rodney was just waiting for the Men in Black to show up and flashthingy him and didn't stop until the end.

Other fav lines:
He always had a cigarette tucked into his hatband, because Radek Zelenka knew how prison worked.

Rodney could feel all the truths he'd omitted over the past few weeks line up behind his teeth, waiting for him to open his mouth so he could blurt them out.

AND this little exchange:

"Look," John said, holding the driver's license under Rodney's nose, "I can drive your car. Can I drive your car?"

"Considering how you crashed your space ship," Rodney said, "that would be a no."

I'm assuming the alien version of Caldwell teleported John out of there.

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lavvyan January 4 2009, 18:45:51 UTC
I was thinking of John's people more like Travellers, but there's no reason why Caldwell couldn't be among them. ;)

Thank you for commenting! ♥

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blackchaps January 2 2009, 18:30:27 UTC
giggles wildly - You are made of awesomesauce!

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lavvyan January 4 2009, 18:46:12 UTC
Thank you!

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newkidfan January 2 2009, 18:50:35 UTC
Eeeee! This is crazy and awesome. I just love the part when John threatens to blow up the planet and Rodney calls him a lunatic. And I love that you manage to write romantic!crack. Oh boys. :)

beet! Your art is fantastic. I really like the poster with the heart and the blue translucent chest and the stars in the background. It makes a very believable album cover. Also the kissing manip --way to accentuate the pointy ears-- and Zelenka are made of win.

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lavvyan January 4 2009, 18:46:48 UTC
Crack is always best with some romance thrown in. ;)

Thank you, love! *squishes*

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chickyoops January 2 2009, 19:17:25 UTC
Hhahaha awesome! *BOUNCE!*

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lavvyan January 4 2009, 18:47:02 UTC
Thank you!

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