Text Me~
Title: Texting
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor/Script
Pairing: Hikaru/Kaoru
Warnings: Suggestiveness on Hikaru's part. 8D; Twincest implied.
Disclaimer: Hatori Bisco owns Ouran and charries. Not me~
Summary: History class is boring, Hikaru needs something to do. If only he could see that Kaoru doesn't like HIS idea of fun.
~Class B-3; Early Morning~
Hikaru: Ne, Kaoru...this lecture's boring.
Kaoru: ...why are you texting me???
Hikaru: I'm bored.
Hikaru: So let's talk. :D
Kaoru: ...fine, Hikaru. About what???
Hikaru: Well...what are we going to do today?
Kaoru: ?
Hikaru: After school...
Kaoru: Ah, Hikaru...um...
Hikaru: Cat got your tongue? ;D
Kaoru: ...no, not quite. I'M TRYING TO PAY ATTENTION.
Hikaru: Ne, it's too boring.
Kaoru: Yeah, but I want to get a good grade....
Hikaru: You're changing the subject. >[
Kaoru: Sorry.
Hikaru: ...does your phone vibrate, Kaoru?
Kaoru: asdlasd;ad'sdk;sa WHAT!?
Hikaru: ....button smash, much?
Hikaru: So, it does, doesn't it?
Kaoru: None of your business.
Kaoru: >(
Hikaru: n.n It does.
Kaoru: Doesn't.
Hikaru: Feels funny, ne?
Kaoru: ....what are you talking about?
Hikaru: The vibration.
Kaoru: WHAT IS WITH YOU!? WE'RE IN CLASS! DX
Hikaru: Awwh, who cares. It's just History.
Kaoru: Trying to LEARN here.
Hikaru: Haha, you're squirming~.
Kaoru: Stop looking at me. >(
Hikaru: Too bad I can't be right next to you...I could help you stop shifting, Kaoru.
Kaoru: Did you SNIFF something, baka hentai!?
Hikaru: Depends on what you mean by sniff. ;D
Kaoru: ....I'm so going to block you.
Hikaru: Block me reaaaaal hard, Kaoru!!!
Kaoru: I swear to...EHH?!! WHAT!? ECCHI! ECCHI!!!!
Hikaru: Ne, maybe we can use whips?
Kaoru: What whips...
Hikaru: Handcuffs? Oh, I have some in a box in the attic.
Kaoru: When did you have the time to BUY that stuff?!
Hikaru: During the holidays.
Kaoru: You're worse than Tono, Hikaru.
Hikaru: I see you're texting faster...
Kaoru: Eh?
Hikaru: Am I exciting you? ;D
Kaoru: NO.
Hikaru: Awfully fast...heh.
Kaoru: STOP TEXTING ME.
Hikaru: But I love you~.
Kaoru: I love you too but GEEZ.
Hikaru: When are we gonna do iiiit?
Kaoru: Never at this rate. >(
Hikaru: D: You make me sad.
Kaoru: I CAN'T FINISH MY NOTES! LET ME WRITE THE NOTES DOOOWN, HIKARU!
Hikaru: Oh, Kaoru! Lower! LOWER!!
Kaoru: .....................
Hikaru: KAORU! KAORU!!! KAORU!!!
Kaoru: STOP.
Hikaru: UWAAAH NOT SO HAAAARD!
Kaoru: I SAID STOP.
Hikaru: ...HAHA YOU'RE SQUIRMING SLIGHTLY AGAIN!
Hikaru: YES!! YESSSS!!! FASTER!!!
Kaoru: .....
Hikaru: OH GOD!!!
Kaoru: THE TEACHER!!
~At this time; Kaoru's cellphone is taken away. Upon seeing the last few messages from Hikaru; both were sentenced to detention; they were given their cellphones back while serving it.~
Hikaru: OH KAORU!!! <33
Kaoru: asd;asd;d;sad NO.
~Hikaru made it up to Kaoru later on.~
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor/Script
Pairing: Hikaru/Kaoru
Warnings: Suggestiveness on Hikaru's part. 8D; Twincest implied.
Disclaimer: Hatori Bisco owns Ouran and charries. Not me~
Summary: History class is boring, Hikaru needs something to do. If only he could see that Kaoru doesn't like HIS idea of fun.
~Class B-3; Early Morning~
Hikaru: Ne, Kaoru...this lecture's boring.
Kaoru: ...why are you texting me???
Hikaru: I'm bored.
Hikaru: So let's talk. :D
Kaoru: ...fine, Hikaru. About what???
Hikaru: Well...what are we going to do today?
Kaoru: ?
Hikaru: After school...
Kaoru: Ah, Hikaru...um...
Hikaru: Cat got your tongue? ;D
Kaoru: ...no, not quite. I'M TRYING TO PAY ATTENTION.
Hikaru: Ne, it's too boring.
Kaoru: Yeah, but I want to get a good grade....
Hikaru: You're changing the subject. >[
Kaoru: Sorry.
Hikaru: ...does your phone vibrate, Kaoru?
Kaoru: asdlasd;ad'sdk;sa WHAT!?
Hikaru: ....button smash, much?
Hikaru: So, it does, doesn't it?
Kaoru: None of your business.
Kaoru: >(
Hikaru: n.n It does.
Kaoru: Doesn't.
Hikaru: Feels funny, ne?
Kaoru: ....what are you talking about?
Hikaru: The vibration.
Kaoru: WHAT IS WITH YOU!? WE'RE IN CLASS! DX
Hikaru: Awwh, who cares. It's just History.
Kaoru: Trying to LEARN here.
Hikaru: Haha, you're squirming~.
Kaoru: Stop looking at me. >(
Hikaru: Too bad I can't be right next to you...I could help you stop shifting, Kaoru.
Kaoru: Did you SNIFF something, baka hentai!?
Hikaru: Depends on what you mean by sniff. ;D
Kaoru: ....I'm so going to block you.
Hikaru: Block me reaaaaal hard, Kaoru!!!
Kaoru: I swear to...EHH?!! WHAT!? ECCHI! ECCHI!!!!
Hikaru: Ne, maybe we can use whips?
Kaoru: What whips...
Hikaru: Handcuffs? Oh, I have some in a box in the attic.
Kaoru: When did you have the time to BUY that stuff?!
Hikaru: During the holidays.
Kaoru: You're worse than Tono, Hikaru.
Hikaru: I see you're texting faster...
Kaoru: Eh?
Hikaru: Am I exciting you? ;D
Kaoru: NO.
Hikaru: Awfully fast...heh.
Kaoru: STOP TEXTING ME.
Hikaru: But I love you~.
Kaoru: I love you too but GEEZ.
Hikaru: When are we gonna do iiiit?
Kaoru: Never at this rate. >(
Hikaru: D: You make me sad.
Kaoru: I CAN'T FINISH MY NOTES! LET ME WRITE THE NOTES DOOOWN, HIKARU!
Hikaru: Oh, Kaoru! Lower! LOWER!!
Kaoru: .....................
Hikaru: KAORU! KAORU!!! KAORU!!!
Kaoru: STOP.
Hikaru: UWAAAH NOT SO HAAAARD!
Kaoru: I SAID STOP.
Hikaru: ...HAHA YOU'RE SQUIRMING SLIGHTLY AGAIN!
Hikaru: YES!! YESSSS!!! FASTER!!!
Kaoru: .....
Hikaru: OH GOD!!!
Kaoru: THE TEACHER!!
~At this time; Kaoru's cellphone is taken away. Upon seeing the last few messages from Hikaru; both were sentenced to detention; they were given their cellphones back while serving it.~
Hikaru: OH KAORU!!! <33
Kaoru: asd;asd;d;sad NO.
~Hikaru made it up to Kaoru later on.~