Anniversary Edict From His "Dark" Lord Sauron

[arumanomnycolrs]

My Great, Powerful, and Exaggeratedly Deceased Lord and Master, Sauron, has, of late, discovered through a powerful scrying tool known mysteriously as the "Ghu-gell Serge Enjine," that couples celebrating milestones of certain increments of time spent bound in matrimony exchange traditionally selected gifts varying in value and ritualistic

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[ranerdin]

make ready the tacky lamp!