What's A Murder?

[arundel]

So apparently while my mother is on her way to work, she calls to tell me that a road that everybody drives on in this town (320th and 1st in Federal Way) that the police found a well-dressed corpse with no apparent cause of death stuffed into the bushes in front of my orthodontist's office.

Comments

[apathyboy]

Death....in style.

[antifrenzy]

Sheeeee-it.

Also, did I leave my pipe in your car?

[antifrenzy]

It's wrapped in a red 70's-looking headscarf, in a plastic bag.

[arundel]

No ma'am. I recently cleaned out my car (GASP) and saw nothing of the sort.

[jer64bear]

speaking of murders, there were 5 in one day here in north philly. in the street. according to the news article, a mother had to scrub the blood off the sidewalk because that's where her children play.

anyway, back to work.