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[arwenundomiel]

so i went to see that film the other week and the sight of myself on the big screen, all radiant and gorgeous and whatnot brought a tear to my eye, but then when i realised peter jackson wasn't going to devote a half hour to my wedding to estel i got a wee bit peeved and went into labour. luckily, shadowfax was my date for the evening so i was

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[elvengoldmine]

I didn't get on that damn boat >:{

[arwenundomiel]

i know, granddaddy!!! and they didn't even show how i let that dirty little hobbit have my boarding pass. that was one of my best moments!
we should get drunk.

[elvengoldmine]

That movie sucked >:( Although you had a pretty tiara :D :D :D

I've got some Jack all lined up.

[arwenundomiel]

it sucked dirty wang. >:( the actor who played you was not nearly handsome enough. and even though i got to have his big scene, it was sad that grandpa glorfie didn't get to appear at least once.

let's play the prancing pony drinking game!!!

[galadrielxiii]

IT IS MY FAVOURITE GRANDDAUGHTER!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I ran out of placenta cookies two days ago, but I have some squirrel tofu cake if you want it!

:D

[arwenundomiel]

SCARY CANNIBAL NAN! >:D

i love to eat squirrel! you know me so well!

[galadrielxiii]

ADORABLE NYMPHO GRANDCHILD! Wait. That was the pansy one.

ADORABLE GRANDCHILD WITH ELFBOOBIES!

How could I forget?! :D

Especially after the amusing incident when your home movies got mixed up with my Disney collection!! Oh how I giggled when I finally noticed!

[arwenundomiel]

can you make me funny ickle cat hats for all my babies?? >:D

THAAAAAT'S WHERE MY MOVIES WENT! estel and i were quite disappointed when we settled in to watch our favourite um, tape and saw the little mermaid instead. elrobeth was thrilled, though.

[glorfiestardust]

I think the fluffy-haired version of your grandmother paid the fat fuck off to get your grandfather on that boat.

[arwenundomiel]

oh. HI GRANDPA GLORFIE! i didn't see you there. i bought you a hat for erumas. >:D

[elrondhalfelven]

Heirs! Babies! Is little Adakebab named after me, precious

*hugs offspring*

[lordof_imladris]

maybe Elrowen is named after me omg

*eats cheetos*

...

Oh right.

*hugs offspring*

[elrondhalfelven]

*steals cheeto bag*

Wouldn't it be cool to have a child named Cheeto?

[lordof_imladris]

Well. No. It'd be like "mmmm cheeto" and imagine the incestual implications that would give off. LIKE THERE AREN'T ENOUGH THANKS PJ.

*sulks and takes back bag*

[daughterofarwen]

mummeh :)

[arwenundomiel]

MY BEST DAUGHTER! come and hold your siblings so i don't have to!

*gives gucci hadbag, marc jacobs coat*

[gondorprincess]

Hey, I thought you said I was the favorite! Since I'm the one whose name you actually remembered almost all of the time!

[arwenundomiel]

hush, child. i said "best" not "favourite". YOU ARE STILL MY FAVOURITE!

*gives faberge egg, chanel suits*