Comments | arwenundomiel: i am not updating; this is a figment of your imagination.

arwenundomiel

i am not updating; this is a figment of your imagination.

Dec 30, 2003 13:52

so i went to see that film the other week and the sight of myself on the big screen, all radiant and gorgeous and whatnot brought a tear to my eye, but then when i realised peter jackson wasn't going to devote a half hour to my wedding to estel i got a wee bit peeved and went into labour. luckily, shadowfax was my date for the evening so i was ( Read more... )

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lordelrohir December 31 2003, 19:32:53 UTC

Holy shit!!!!

You, like, have repopumalated the whole of fucking Arda!!!

*gives some chocolates Elladan gave him to the kiddies*

Oh, Estel says he wants to tell you stuff, but the password on his account has changed so he's fucked.

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And something about the hair on your upper lip being thicker than his.

arwenundomiel December 31 2003, 20:05:07 UTC

i knew that nasty squirrelfucker didn't love me anymore. damn him and his ever-changing mun and his passwords and squirrellyness his erudamned genes that keep proucing more erudamned girls like we need more non-heirs ERUDAMNIT!

um. so. are you still with that pony slut?

*pouts*

lordelrohir December 31 2003, 20:06:40 UTC

HOLY SHIT ADA SHE'S POINTING A GUN AT ME I DIDN'T MEAN THAT CRACK ABOUT YOUR HAIRY LIP OME I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!11

arwenundomiel December 31 2003, 20:09:56 UTC

I'M NOT MAD AT YOU, DIPSHIT! ESTEL IS THE ONE WHO ABANDONED ME DURING MY ARDUOUS CONFINEMENT AND DELIVERY. you just took off last week or something. it was because of the hemmorhoids, wasn't it? >:(

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l_tyler January 4 2004, 23:48:50 UTC

UNDUMMY!!!!!! <3

arwenundomiel January 5 2004, 10:57:00 UTC

well hello. >;)

l_tyler January 6 2004, 01:00:52 UTC

well hiiiiii ;) ;)

arwenundomiel January 6 2004, 10:14:57 UTC

hot stuff, you are, missy. give us a taste, luv. >;)

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Ecthellie! ecthelion January 6 2004, 00:32:09 UTC

*sniffle* I'm honored, my favorite sparkly elf lady. Just don't let him her little Ecthellie get hold of a Zippo. You don't want to go down that road, believe me.

Re: Ecthellie! arwenundomiel January 6 2004, 10:14:20 UTC

YES I REMEMBERED MY PROMISE TO NAME ONE AFTER YOU, TOWER GUY! >:) >:)
now don't you have any apples for me, dammit?

Re: Ecthellie! ecthelion January 6 2004, 21:52:47 UTC

A crate of the biggest, juiciest apples for the lovely, everyoung mum--polished them myself! And cases of applesauce and other nummy babyfood for the elflets.