September 23rd-ish: Corpse Bride

November 23rd: Rent

December 9th: Memoirs of a Geisha

December 23rd: The Producers

YAY!

"Maybe I should stay and map around your world..." says:

eff four, this gets eight snaps

"Maybe I should stay and map around your world..." says:

*snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap*

I win! I win! I win, I win, I WIN!

See, that makes sense with my music.

A serious incident went down at 0046 hours this morning at my house. On the second story in the computer room, Subject E (that would be myself) remembered a very humourous picture to show Subject S (mah sistah). Subject E proceeded to the website, and popped up the window with the photo.

That's when the chaos erupted.

Subject S, on spotting the ( Read more... )

John Williams + French Horn= LUFFF! says:

YOUR FACE IS UGLY LIKE YOUR FACE!!

"Darth spent a quiet evening at home in his slippers eBaying for vintage shoes." says:

you're fat like a slice of whale blubber!

John Williams + French Horn= LUFFF! says:

You're fat like a black man's momma!

"Darth spent a quiet evening at home in his slippers eBaying ( Read more... )

I have distinct memories in my childhood of when my parents would take us down to my Uncle Eric's house. Eric is one of my parents oldest friends from high school; i was named for him, and Sarah and i are the closest to kids he'll ever have. He'd cook up a delicious meal; showing us how to make sorbet's or custards and delighting us with his famous ( Read more... )

Dave Matthews's voice is teh sex.

Maggie is a self-concerned bitch.

Re-reading, you can see how things in past books tie into the latest plot point in Harry Potter, which goes to prove J.K. Rowling deserves a good portion of the money she's earned for her writing skills.

A world without Star Wars is not one i want to live in.

The best meditation ( Read more... )

I got 4 snaps today! All because i cleverly infused the word "ridonkulous" into a sentence.

Of course i almost lost one for calling myself a Jedi Master, but i called a Family Guy on it, so they're all mine! Mine to keep forever!

And the best part is, none of that is in code.

Remember the Simpsons episode when Bart starts the craze where everyone says "I didn't do it", and he even records that song?

"Duh dun da da duh da da dun duh - I didn't do it - duh dun da da duh da da dun duh - I didn't do it - duh dun da da duh da da dun duh - I didn't do it...." and so on.

Between work, Seattle trips, cruising the Broadway web, ( Read more... )

Alright, so, obviously, i love William Shatner. He is an icon of all i hold as good and funny. I was downstairs waiting to go to Blockbuster, and my mom was flipping channels, and i yell "Stop, go back!", because i see him. So she goes back, and on Bravo, there's William Shatner. And he's flanked by two Stormtroopers.

Que? Oh, it gets better.

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Happy Canada Day!

I was watching a special on telly, on the Canada channel (that's 99 at my casa), and they had this short monologue that went kind of like this:

"Canada is kind of like the annoying younger brother for the US, and the UN is kind of like the mom. So the US goes up to the UN and says 'Alright, i'm going to war!', and the UN says ' ( Read more... )