Hummmmppphhh

[arynnoctavia]

I would tell y'all what happened to us today, but in light of recent posts I doubt anyone would believe it, so I'll just suffice it to say: We must have pissed off some Deity to a great extent, and are now being punished for it. I can see no other explanation for it all. Mom says perhaps we need to sacrifice a virgin to square ourselves with said

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[yoru_no_tori]

i know the perfect virginal candidate. *grin*

[arynnoctavia]

Who!?! *Prepares sacrificial slab*

I wouldn't have to kill them, just sacrifice their virginity (in a totally consensual way, of course). Cos any God worth appeasing would prefer sex to death anyway. And I count sex with another girl as loosing your virginity (I know some people don't), otherwise I'd die a virgin, and that would just be sad.