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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beauiful at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explian. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explian. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you."
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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find
it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of
paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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