My first xxxholic fic; it sucks hard.

[as_it_tastes]

roxiezeke:
DOUMEKI/WATANUKI? DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. BOTH WAYS
YOU KNOW THEY ARE MADE FOR IT
loving domestic violence
though
lol

Comments

[mortar]

I THINK IT'S GOING TO ROCK MY SOCKS OFF. FOSRS GIRL.

[as_it_tastes]

I DUN THINK SO 'CUZ IDK WHERE IT'S GOIN~~

[mortar]

DOES THIS FACE LOOK LIKE IT CARES? I'M ALREADY IN LOVE WITH IT TO THE EXTREME.

FUCK YES DOU/WATA. FUCK YES.

[as_it_tastes]

OKAY. OKAY I WILL KEEP TRYING.

ALSO I WILL WRITE YOU RYOHEI/YAMA BECAUSE I NEED TO NOW BECAUSE OF THIS FIC (yes I saw your comment lol ♥).

[mortar]

I FUUUUUUCKING LOVE IT TO THE EXTREME.

BE MY WIFE FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME. OUR CHILDREN WILL BE SO TALENTED.

[as_it_tastes]

LOL I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT EVEN THOUGH IT FAILS HARD. I KEPT WANTING TO MAKE WATANUKI SWEAR; I'M SO USED TO GOKUDERA NOW. (ALSO, I REALLY LIKE SWEARING.)

OKAY BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE KIDS IF YOU WANT THEM. JUST LIKE IF I EVER GET MARRIED TO A GUY THAT WANTS KIDS; HE'S FUCKING HAVING THEM. I WILL IMPREGNATE HIM. \o/

[mortar]

FINE. BUT MY TUBES MIGHT ALREADY BE TIED ONCE THE WEDDING IS OVER. D: