Here Kitty, Kitty.

[as_mona_says]

I just had the funniest conversation ever with my cat

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[olivetree]

1. Your cat's name is Batman. +5 points
2. Your cat is a girl, and her name is Batman. +10 points
3. She's all "Nothing of vast importance, just hanging out licking my crotch. Good times." + 20 points
4. I swear I saw her shake her head in disappointment. + 50 points

Batman wins at life.

[as_mona_says]

She's black w/yellow eyes... thus: Batman.

She goes by it too, she's like a dog. I say "c'mere Batman", and she comes. "Go away, Batman"... she goes. "Eat your food, Batman"... she eats. "Get the fuck off my bed, Batman"... she vacates.

She knows the rules. She knows she's only allowed on the portion of the couch and/or bed that has her blanket on it. No blanket = dissengage.

She wins at life.

[eekbitz]

is that from eddie izzard?!!!!

LOL i'm 2 fer 2!

+900?

[barnaclebellies]

your icon! pissy little ingrate. awww.

[batman]

Like all cats, my cat is petrified of water.

I think I have (had) the only cat in the world who loves water. She stands under the tap and purrs.

Also, you have a batman tag. Hee.

[as_mona_says]

Yes because... I have a cat named Batman.

[batman]

Which is 10x cooler, obviously, but... I like the tag part.

[boxsofrain]

The first line made me lol. :]
Hahaha, your cat is funny.

[happy_buddha]

I was going to be all funny and find a pic from your cat's point of view, but CHRIST ON A CROSS NEVER GOOGLE "MIDGET BATHTUB" FROM WORK.

Really.

[as_mona_says]

If you ever post anything midgetesque in my Livejournal, we are no longer friends.

[eekbitz]

HA!!!

i can only imagine what pops up! (no pun intended, i swear)

[as_mona_says]

My cat is the ultimate form of hilarious. I swear she's like a little human. She even intentionally annoys me. :(