I Love My Job, I Love My Job.

[as_mona_says]

This is why my job is going to kill me.

Random Attorney #1: Hey Glexi.. by the way... why did this package get sent to the client?

Glexi: Because.. that's like.. who the packages go to.

Random Attorney #1: Why did you give it to Random Attorney #2 to sign, instead of me?

Glexi: Because... the client like... belongs to Random Attorney #2, Random

Comments

[pluckita]

This is why I'm glad I work for only one attorney.

Do you have telepathic fucking powers?

[fouttyw]

What a crock a shit, you get blamed for some elses actions? How in the fuck would you know what you were not told?

[xladydx]

that shit infuriates me. i just got fired from my job that i've been at for over 4 years because of something stupid that someone else did.
ridiculous.

[scarletkittygrl]

hahaha.
well, i suppose everyone has to find someone else to blame. especially when they're too retarded to just know how to do it right.
oh glexi. i admire your ability to NOT bitch slap people. ;)

[eekbitz]

oh my god that shit would drive me up the wall!!!

i used to work with an evil senile bitch who;d bitch me out for not doing something, then i'd be like "um, igave it to you, remember? you said it was good" and then she'd be like "well if you gave it to me then where is it?"
me: um, on your shelf where you put it.
senile bitch: (looks at shelf) "oh ok"

not an apology. once. bitch.

this is the same hooker that would forget her password every fucking saturday when i was off and felt the need to call me even though i wrote down her password and stuck it in her top drawer where she could see it. of course it was still there, she'd just forget every week.

*shakes head*