Merry Merry Merry, Bitches.

[as_mona_says]

Oh my GOD what a busy couple of weeks. Can I say, in all certainty... this is the biggest Christmas I have ever had. I have purchased gifts up the wahoo, and blown my budget beyond any stretch of the imagination. But I am looking at my little corner of the living room, chuck full of gifts, and I can not WAIT to give them to the people I love. I had

Comments

[olivetree]

If you can handle a bikini wax, a full wax will be fine. Your tattoo definitely hurt more.

However, if it is your first time, you may feel like punching your waxer-- I did! She escaped unscathed, though.

No bits come off.

[as_mona_says]

Today I told Rich how hairy I am. I told him, instead of waxing I'm just going to go to NY hairy. That way I'll be warm.

His response?
"Please. No. I can't make love to a Yedi".

[olivetree]

Did you smack him?

[as_mona_says]

No, I laughed my ass off, lol.

[tessai]

On the Scary Movie 2 DVD, there is a deleted scene where Tori Spelling gives herself a bikini wax, and when she pulls the strip off, her vagina gets ripped off too and is stuck on the strip. Whoops!

Pretty funny, but I don't think that happens in real life, so you should be ok.

[as_mona_says]

If it weren't for the fact that she's proven to be able to reproduce like a woman, I would really doubt that she has girl-parts to begin with. Real ones, anyway.

[tessai]

Can't argue with that, she looks more like a lizard than a human being...

A little late

[smudged_mascara]

I know you posted this FOREVER ago but I'm really bored and was looking through my friends old entries. Anyway, his hoo hoo has been out of of order for 30 something years? I didn't think he was that old..