I dressed up like a fat security guard for Halloween today. I cracked myself up every time I passed by a window and could see my reflection. It's a funny thing, watching a 5'1, 115 pound girl transform into a flabby security guard complete with a beer gut, and exposed asscrack. I got third place at the costume party, and was awarded a half day off ( Read more... )

I'm going to start off with one subject per entry, so as not to confuse anyone. Love, work, life, school, friends.. one per entry, because it's been a long time and I have a lot of catching up to do ( Read more... )

Ok ok I'll bite. You guys have been nudging the hell out of me for weeks. Weeks!! Well how the hell is everyone? I am good. Preparing for yet another Hurricane Season. They're always very fun, there is NOTHING as design-savy as boarded up windows. They go great with my decor. Seriously ( Read more... )

Wow, I really have been absent for a very long time. I guess I've just been so caught up in life that I haven't had a moment to write about it ( Read more... )