MyBroStealsForks: oh! i caught a fish, named him Maurice, and luckily he was big enough to keep... so i ate him! and after i was done i made sure to say 'oh Maurice, you were delicous.'
agent ari gato: YEAH!
agent ari gato: Was he really delicious or were you just trying to boost his confidence?
MyBroStealsForks: he actually was quite delicious ( Read more... )

this is highly entertaining.
they do it for you, but it makes less sense!
( best ones for 'Teriann James' )

You'll never know how strong you are if you keep giving up.

i can never decide how to say this to you, so i hope you know who you are.

as the light fades ( Read more... )

( that Grandpa's chair is empty. )

( The worst(or greatest) analogies ever written )

i promised Ma i'd put this story on LJ for everyone else to laugh at ( Read more... )

i stopped ordering Electronic Gaming Monthly several years ago because they changed the magazine, and more often than not their opinions just ticked me off. as a gift my brother subscribed me for two more years, and i was grateful for the fact that i would know what games were being released and whatnot. here and there articles would piss me off, ( Read more... )

i had a dream a few years ago that had always been on my mind, but after awhile i forgot it. for some reason i thought of it now, and felt the need to type it out ( Read more... )

maybe i should be a lyricist. ^^; born tonight from quiet and demons. i hate let downs after big weekends.

Let us Sleepas the light fades ( Read more... )