I need a girlfriend.

[asarnat]

Anybody got any toll free numbers I can call?

Thinking about that mail order Russian bride thing..... will I have to feed Natasha when she comes to live on my couch?

I hope she likes ramen. The chicken McNuggets are for me.

http://www.realdoll.com

Comments

[meatsnack]

What are you talking about "feeding Natasha"? Dude, what good is a wife if she doesn’t feed you! It’s like "Woman, here’s the ramen, here’s a pot, there’s the water, no make me some damn dinner!"

Or something like that :-)

[a_gentle_hill]

I didn't check out that link till I got home... I had a feeling it wouldn't be safe for work.

Eeewwww...

[fuzzy_dreams]

i did the exact same thing *lol* first checked this post at work, but didn't risk the link :o)

regarding the link...

[asarnat]

You all know me too well ;)