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[asavas]

Is it possible to wake up one morning and have poorer eyesight than when you went to bed? I'm wearing my glasses but everything looks blurry. I am not drunk. I really, really don't feel like wearing my contacts when I'm all sick and shit. And this priceless information is why you read my lj, correct?

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[greyplanet]

it is possible, but only if you were bitten by a radioactive spider in your sleep and now have the ability to crawl up walls and shoot webs from your wrists.

[asavas]

What I lack in eyesight, I make up by wrapping my enemies in silk and sucking their blood.