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ascendant_demon May 26, 2006 14:12

entry # 283

So I have just paid $10 to watch everything I love about the X-men be thoroughly and systematically raped and murdered. This is unfortunate, I now must murder Brett Ratner in his sleep.

But instead of dying I pooped all over our bed, which is a funnier story in the long run...

ascendant_demon May 25, 2006 14:03

entry # 282

Kenneth Lay was convicted

*does a happy dance*

Saturn is the pimp of the solar system...

ascendant_demon Feb 14, 2006 12:21

Entry # 281

Because I do so love those band wagons.

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Egging that hearse was where we went wrong...

ascendant_demon Jan 30, 2006 11:59

entry # 280

So I just found out that a certain ex-girlfriend of mine is engaged.

This is quite possibly the most hysterical thing I've ever heard.

the arcade fire - neighborhood #4

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Oh man, I forgot all about that law...

ascendant_demon Nov 01, 2005 16:46

entry # 277

So I found the most fantastic picture yesterday

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And I thought I had paid my debt to society by paying my overdue fines at the Mulnoma county library

ascendant_demon Oct 13, 2005 20:55

Entry # 276

Oh shit. I have to see this, it just looks. So. Fantastically. Awful.

Kompressor does not Dance!!!

ascendant_demon Sep 28, 2005 18:13

entry #274

T-minus 30 hours until Serenity

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What if I had the power to gather all of my favorite MC's...

ascendant_demon Sep 27, 2005 04:59

with the illest comic book characters and they became arch-enimies ( Read more... )