We have a new cat! His name is Merlot because he's purple. Purple -> grapes -> wine -> Merlot! YAY to Merlot ( Read more... )

So we got off an hour or so later than we wanted. I had an emergency stop to buy shoes. It was a real emergency, not one of those I'm a girl and I need shoes stop but I needed black heels and the heel broke on my old pair ( Read more... )

Heard outside the computer lab at school: "Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Saviour ( Read more... )

Vegans: Do not eat meat, poultry, fish, dairy, eggs or honey ( Read more... )

"I am unable to delete or move emails. It may be worse than that but that's all I have tried to do. Nice broken upgrade, guys."

We're all depressed and dying. It's more sad than sad.

Knock it off.

Yeah, if only it were that easy.

I got into it with a woman at the gas station. I went to the cheapest gas station in all the land ($1.99/gallon) (actually one of two, I went to the BP first and they were actually out of gas) and I'm waiting in the line of cars. So I move up and place my car in line of a pump that is on the same side as my tank, the car there was facing me. So ( Read more... )

I saw an LTI TXII on the streets of Glen Ellyn 2 days ago. It was weird, interesting, creepy. I didn't get it, and in Glen Ellyn made it more confusing. Glen Ellyn is too... home of COD.

Well, it's official, I completely love America. Granted, there is some messed up retarded crap but in reality we generally have it pretty fucking good.

I shouldn't've looked at that video. I'm going to go throw up, sing the Star-Spangled Banner, and say The Pledge of Allegiance.

All Bethy's friends are afraid of me.

Excellent.