i wish i had goals in life.

[aseachdaydies]

my new goal:

eat so much that i wont be able to fit into a doorway.

hey, if you look at it with optimism, it's only a couple hundred more pounds of me! what could be wrong with that?

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Comments

[may_illusion]

all of your clothes would be X-tra large! (sorry i couldn't resist)

[thedopeshaznut]

your clothes would be X-tra large

[may_illusion]

dude, you totally ripped off my cheesy line

[thedopeshaznut]

i have no idea what youre talking about

Re:

[may_illusion]

either do i

[escape_infinity]

oh i forgot to mention...your clothes would be x-tra large.

[until_the_end]

what could be wrong with that?

nothing at all. but you may be able to finally beat me up(by sitting on me).

[amira_is_sex]

Nobody likes fat people, im sorry.