doorbell

[asenath]

first, i am not a doorbell, stop sending me downstairs when you are expecting people to come over. and i will continue to bark randomly everytime you give me this task
get belle to do it

i did have fun tonight, i got to run around lots and i did stuff on churchgrounds

i wish every pole had muffins stuck in them

Comments

[ex_afflicti]

Muffins? In a pole? Explain.

[asenath]

theres a lamp post that is on my walking route that has a hole cut in it
someone keeps putting muffins in there, one time i found a potatoe in there
just saying that i wish all poles had treats in them :)

[asenath]

i'm a puppy, don't expect me to know how to spell

[moondaytosunday]

Do you like yummy muffins?

[asenath]

i do, but i am not allowed to eat them unless given to me by one of my humans.
they tell me that eating stuff off of the ground is icky and there could be bad stuff in them so i should stop doing that :(

[azabelle]

i am not a doormat

[asenath]

yes you are

[azabelle]

fuck you bitch

[asenath]

you can try if you want