When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better.
A hard man... is good to find
It's not the men in my life that counts -- it's the life in my men.
He who hesitates is last.
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without
Too much of a good thing... can be wonderful
Why don't you come on up and see me sometime.. when I've got nothin' on but the radio.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
It's better to be looked over, than overlooked
Give a man a free hand... and he'll run it all over you
To err is human -- but it feels divine
I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported
When a girl goes wrong, men go right... after her
I used to be Snow White... but I drifted
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day, and another, in case it doesn't rain
I've been rich and I've been poor... Believe me, rich is better
It's hard to be funny...when you have to be "clean"
Those who are easily shocked... should be shocked more often
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.