Nati "luv"

[funkt1fied]

we'll see how this works. as it is, i am a computer MORON. all of that Fine Bairnsfather and Hardy (I shiver at the name- nice man- but I have nightmares about him being in close proximity to me and....having....nasty Hardy sweat.....drip.....i cant talk about it!!!) didn't do all that much good afterall... and they spent 2000 bucks for me to go

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[giorasgothair]

hhahahahaha
bairnsfather...
hardy....ew, sweat and smell...smell and sweat. and that huge ass you could FEEL him coming, the air swirled
victory lap and proud of it
C/O 2000

[johnnystiletto]

im still in school....i get to dig up dead bodies for my masters. fun fun shit.

mr bairnsfather used to wear plaid ties.....with overalls.

[patsila]

daniel and i nicknamed him bisexual bairnsfather once. he was a molester

mmmm...

[funkt1fied]

The only thing hotter than a bi-sexual that rides a motorcycle and gets fired for having porn on his computer.....is a straight man...that rides a motorcycle...and isnt stupid enough to do shit like that....

even though im not sure about the porn thing? I also like a story, probably not so true...of him getting walked in on while stroking himself in the Mac lab....and yet another probably not true "legend" about him collecting his spooge in bottles.....

i wouldnt have much to talk about right now if it werent for that hot stud....

Re: mmmm...

[patsila]

all that must have been after my short time at ASFA. i never even heard those stories. i wouldn't be surprised if they were true though. i just remember him sneaking up from behind and hovering over girls who were sitting at his precious MACS. He would put his bisexual hand on top of your's in order to provide assistance in guiding the mouse, and with hot breath pounding in your ear, remind you to, "click more vigorously."