Funny LOTR stuff
LOTR as described with signs and labels...
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=138905&page=41
In Hobbitton:
Low Clearance
On back of a Ringwraith's horse:
My other steed is a fire-breathing dragon.
In Moria:
Falling Rocks Ahead
On Sting:
DIRECTIONS: Wait for blue glow. Hack nearby Orcs, Goblins, etc. until glow ceases. Sheath sword until blue glow returns. Repeat.
On Orc T-shirt:
I'm with Stupid
On Palant'r:
WARNING: Objects in Palant'r are More Evil than They Appear
At Helm's Deep:
Maximum Occupancy: 1000
In Shelob's Lair:
Do not feed the animals
At Mount Doom:
WARNING: Contents Hot!
On The One Ring:
DANGER: May cause insanity and loss of appendage.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=138905&page=41
In Hobbitton:
Low Clearance
On back of a Ringwraith's horse:
My other steed is a fire-breathing dragon.
In Moria:
Falling Rocks Ahead
On Sting:
DIRECTIONS: Wait for blue glow. Hack nearby Orcs, Goblins, etc. until glow ceases. Sheath sword until blue glow returns. Repeat.
On Orc T-shirt:
I'm with Stupid
On Palant'r:
WARNING: Objects in Palant'r are More Evil than They Appear
At Helm's Deep:
Maximum Occupancy: 1000
In Shelob's Lair:
Do not feed the animals
At Mount Doom:
WARNING: Contents Hot!
On The One Ring:
DANGER: May cause insanity and loss of appendage.