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time for things to get..............hawkward....

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Thank the Maker for small miracles, then! [gd dragons sitting on every corner of the bone pit...] Why, yes. I'm assuming you're from Kirkwall as well?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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[Cocking an eyebrow at him now.]

Really? Not even the highly inaccurate monument erected in my honor?

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I'd say, it is ug-ly. I'd never strike a pose like that while stepping on the heads of my slayed enemies, too typical.

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Hm, I believe it went something like this.

[Just. Sort of. Kind of. Moving her arm away from herself, and then attempting to strike a pose like this.]

As I said, ugly. They should have just built it in the honor of Man! Daring witness who stepped on the head of the Arishok during the Champion's dinner celebration!

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Then should we skip forward to the introductions?

[This is not going to go well.]

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Hawke.

[Well. This is going to take her a second or two to process.]

My name is Hawke.

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And I don't recall having another brother.

1/3.............????????

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