WELCOME TO ASGARD [OPEN]

[asgardmods]

Who: EVERYONE!
What: Getting introduced to the city
When: Day 1, around noon
Where: The castle plaza and the Welcome Halls
Rating: Worksafe -- If this changes, please inform the mods.

[Welcome to the city of Asgard. Now that you've woken up and been given your welcome instructions (as per the FAQ), what will you do? There are a good number of

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[owmyheadhurts]

[Priorities, people. Priorities. Anemone is still not entirely convinced about this whole God affair thing, but she knows one thing. It might be a good idea to look for jam. So upon arrival to the house, and finding the kitchen, Anemone will just... proceed to search the place for a jar of jam.]

[owmyheadhurts]

[Anemone folds a leg over the other and scoffs, pulling her giant, gelationous (?!), fur-bag of a pet over her lap, scowling.]

You started it.

[parasiteye]

You did. An' what the hell is that thing?

[owmyheadhurts]

Who started asking stupid questions?

[Enjoy her singsong, and then she tilts her chin up.]

This is Gulliver.

[parasiteye]

What the fuck is a Gulliver.

[owmyheadhurts]

See? There you go again.

[Eyeroll]

[parasiteye]

That wasn't a stupid question, bitch!

[owmyheadhurts]

You're rude. And stupid.

[Wrinkles her nose.]

I don't like you.

[parasiteye]

Fancy that, we can agree on somethin'. Hope you get jam stuck in your hair.

[owmyheadhurts]

[Eyeroll.]

You don't put jam in your hair, you idiot.

[Also, prepare to enjoy the same damn show. In every meal. For the rest of your stay. 8D]

[parasiteye]

She's an idiot......

[owmyheadhurts]

So what, you're a girl now?

[Disdainful look.]

Because if so, you're ugly.

[parasiteye]

You know, I think you've overstayed your welcome here brat.

[owmyheadhurts]

Isn't it the other way around?

[Anemone snorts.]

I was here first.

[parasiteye]

So you've already worn it out. Perfect! Now scram, I'm kickin' you out.

[owmyheadhurts]

No.