HOOOUUUUUSEEEEE! I love that word. 'Galindification'. I use it a lot. Actually, I've managed to integrate Ozian into my regular speech patterns. Though, my English teacher doesn't like them, he's demanderating.
I should have kept up with the All of a sudden!'s or the THEN!'s, cause I feel like I dropped out of those. Oh well.
Too funny! I loved the Assassins quote, that was awesome.
And I'm sorry, but this cracked me up:
Pirelli: AND! I used to work for you as a child for a few weeks! I know those razors, I know who you are, and you are now going to give me 50 percent of your prophets or I will go STRAIGHT to the judge.
I can just picture Sweeney's response: "FINE. You can have Ezekiel and Samuel, but don't think you're getting Isaiah."
Souls and babies! Amazing! Into a pie they go! Unless, you'd prefer me to put them on display. Or raise them as my own.
I totally just got the script for Assassins the other day, and promptly called up one of my friends and ranted ala Byck to her. She was very, very confused, especially when I kept calling her 'Dick'.
Well, you should raise the child as your own. Who knows, someday he/she may run off with some cute but effminate sailor lad. You can bake my soul, I wasn't using it anyway.
*snort* That's amazing. Your poor, confused friend. I should do something like that to traumatize my friends!
You should! My friend is used to me doing stuff like that, and I'm used to her doing stuff to me, it's great. One night, she decided to sing 'If You Were Gay' to me to cheer me up. It was... humorous. We've also acted out Wicked over the phone.
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HOUSE, dude. HOUSE,
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I love that word. 'Galindification'. I use it a lot. Actually, I've managed to integrate Ozian into my regular speech patterns. Though, my English teacher doesn't like them, he's demanderating.
I should have kept up with the All of a sudden!'s or the THEN!'s, cause I feel like I dropped out of those. Oh well.
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And I'm sorry, but this cracked me up:
Pirelli: AND! I used to work for you as a child for a few weeks! I know those razors, I know who you are, and you are now going to give me 50 percent of your prophets or I will go STRAIGHT to the judge.
I can just picture Sweeney's response: "FINE. You can have Ezekiel and Samuel, but don't think you're getting Isaiah."
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I loved this. Yeah. =D
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:D Thanks so much!
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(ASSASSINS OMG ILY)
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I totally just got the script for Assassins the other day, and promptly called up one of my friends and ranted ala Byck to her. She was very, very confused, especially when I kept calling her 'Dick'.
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*snort* That's amazing. Your poor, confused friend. I should do something like that to traumatize my friends!
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You should! My friend is used to me doing stuff like that, and I'm used to her doing stuff to me, it's great. One night, she decided to sing 'If You Were Gay' to me to cheer me up. It was... humorous. We've also acted out Wicked over the phone.
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