Sorry I Had To Post This:

[ash_ramone]

* Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
* Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Pity he never cries.
* Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
* There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, it's just another fist.
* There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
* Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his

Comments

[avaad0re]

hahaha. I havent heard alot of those. Me and my sister always laugh hysterically at this one "chuck norris doesnt sleep. he waits." haha

[rachel_margaret]

I never got the Chuck Norris things. What the heck is up with that?

[rachel_margaret]

Just to make myself clear.. I get why they are funny, but not why everyone started talking about Chuck Norris all of a sudden. Did I miss something?