What is it with the Y chromosome? Is there like an inbred error of metabolism where they're never fuckin happy. Not with what they've got anyway. Oh no, they know exactly how lucky they are, but they go and wreck it all by wanting what they cant have.
I am totally shocked and outraged to hear the news of the "celebrities" who entered the Big Brother house this evening. Not only are most of them...well, crap...but how dare they put someone in there called Maggot. There is only one Maggot in my life, and one is more than enough! I fear this new Maggot shall only confuse me no end.