this one time ilost my keys in a throttling wood chipper. i was all like f that. no more keys. then this one time i went skiing in the pocanoes and broke my arm. lets go make some prank phone calls.
"little girl named chelsey Mcaun was killed in 1993, by a homocidal maniac who had buried her alive while chanting a satanic chant. ''Tomo sama te bilastat'' those were the words spoken, and now you have read them....anyone who reads the chant will come to meet this small child. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling, as you sleep she will suffocate you as she to was suffocated...unless you send this to at least 20 people before tommorow, so she will leave you be, for your kindness"....
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There are no vegetarian Eskimos.
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