If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we've never spoken) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me
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Do you remember that time we were all really smashed and there was the fight down at the Portage?
If you don't, I'll refresh your memory.
You and I were hanging out, drinking Blue Curacao because we're classly like that, and Josh came over to educate us in the ways of Zelda. He also brought gin. At some point he decided just to sit and drink it straight and so you and I did too because we're cool like that.
All of a sudden Jake came in and was all pissed. (Gee, what a surprise.) He wasn't pissed because we were hanging out with Josh but because we weren't drinking Jag-Bombs.
Eventually Josh and him took it outside and decided to fight each other naked in the Portage.
We looked at each other, thought the same thought, and then stumbled back up the hill, carrying all of their clothing.
oh, remember that one time that you said, 'yes, i'll hang out with you and stephanie'? oh man, we had so much fun that time. we went shopping, made fun of the rich high school preps there, went to shoots and ladders, hell we even stopped by the backroom to pick up fun supplies. it was full of private jokes that no one will ever understand. good times, good times.
remember that one time when we were in the sahara desert and we were riding camels named chuck and hank. chuck had a gimp and hank's fur was bright purple. then you spilled your hawaiian punch on chucks 3rd hump and he spit on the camel jockey, hahaha. god those were the days!
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If you don't, I'll refresh your memory.
You and I were hanging out, drinking Blue Curacao because we're classly like that, and Josh came over to educate us in the ways of Zelda. He also brought gin. At some point he decided just to sit and drink it straight and so you and I did too because we're cool like that.
All of a sudden Jake came in and was all pissed. (Gee, what a surprise.) He wasn't pissed because we were hanging out with Josh but because we weren't drinking Jag-Bombs.
Eventually Josh and him took it outside and decided to fight each other naked in the Portage.
We looked at each other, thought the same thought, and then stumbled back up the hill, carrying all of their clothing.
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and i love that you made us so classy :P
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that was sick. lol!
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