it must be an election year.

[ashbyduck]

Dixon: hey, your ballot is here. Mom and I already filled it out for you.

Ash: MERKLEY!

Dixon: right, right. except no.

Ash: (explains why she is voting for Merkley, ending in the word 'immigrants').

Dixon: yeah...I love using OUR money to pay for THEIR benefits...

Ash: yeah, you know who agrees with you on that one? GOD.

Dixon: okay, well at any rate,

Comments

[shakespeherian]

Everyone knows you're really supposed to hate Muslims.

[anonymous]

Always end any explanation this year with the word "bailout." Its a position where the old cannot defeat the young, because we will be paying for it long after they are dead, and they know it.

[anonymous]

Hazard

[ashbyduck]

ooh...good one. I didn't even think of that.