Vesuvius at home

[ashcanprobably]

I can hardly keep still. I don't really sit down. I have this inconsiderate habit -- when signing on to AOL -- of immediately leaving the computer to go perform some other activity, like making a sandwhich, watering the lawn, ironing an outfit -- the one I'm going to wear -- or taking a particularly lengthy shit, so I can return at my leisure

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[ciranox]

That suicidal drunk friend who thinks Vermillion is the best way of suicide --

I've known him a long time. He fucks up and learns from it. He's brilliant and misdirected at times. Why did I say vermillion? Not really for my own entertainment. I said it because it's not a way to commit suicide, so I can try to protect him, and I know for a fact that when he's drunk he believes vermillion is a liquor, and he'll try to find some, but he won't be able to I don't think. If he does, then he will not die but be incapacitated and wake up the next day feeling much less suicidal. I really have no other way to protect him at this distance.

But I'm going to make a call to people who can prevent anything bad. Don't worry, I'm not callous and evil -- he needs a bit of protection right now.

[ciranox]

And in a surreal twist I realize that, given my friend's special characteristics, it is entirely possible the person to whom I made the call is no longer his friend, but mortal enemy.

[ridiculicious]

I'm adding you. God. Damn. It. Why haven't I done this sooner?