well ... my asshole has left me *sniff* ... we had such a good time, as always ... but now *whimpers* shes *blows nose* gone ... but we took lots of dumb pictures to add to the vault

( me n rob being ... me n rob )

well ... my asshole came to visit me last night ... most of you know what that means ... total ... fucking ... chaos ... almost immediate laughter ... miss i wish you were here to join us ... we took the funniest pics ever! ... but i dont know how to post them so if you want to see them (miss, josh ... ur gonna wanna see these lmao) your gonna ( Read more... )

well ... im really really bored so ima throw some stuff here ( Read more... )

"well, well, well." you might say (you know who you are) "I'ts about time that bitch updated her journal ... not that I really care I just bug her to do so everyday" and I'd say "..." well I dunno what I'd say ( Read more... )

drunk off happiness that is ... TODAY IS MY LAST DAY OF WORK!!!!

HEY JOSH LOOK!!!
WE'RE LIKE PARTNERS LOL

I CAN DISTRACT THE CLOWNS WITH MY IRRESISTABLE SEXUALITY WHILE YOU TURN INVISIBLE AND TIE THEM UP AND BEAT THEM WITH YOUR CHEESE CUTTER MUAHAHAHAHAHA AND THEN WE TAKE OFF ON OUR GETAWAY SCOOTERS WHILE MY ATTACK GERBILS NIBBLE ON THEIR ( Read more... )

well i had another day full of weird looking ppl ... wtf are with wednesdays?? it all started this morning on the bus ride to work ... *fades into ashcash sittin on the bus ( Read more... )

WELLLL ... I dont think ive ever seen as many weird ppl or ppl doing weird things as I have this past week ... I saw a man walk outta the strip joint next door n jus start pissin pretty much right in front of our office and then start walking down the street ... still pissin ... me n my sis saw these pretty nasty couples at my prenatal class ... ( Read more... )

well ... so far today really sucked ass ... for some reason i cuddnt eat my breaky cuz it was making me feel sick so that sucked cuz it made me feel empty ... then Tam (lasy ass) decides to make me take the bus to work again so she can keep her lasy ass in bed and sleep longer which sucked because i had to pay $3 for the bus cuz i didnt have 50 ( Read more... )

man ... all i gotta say is that this weekend is gonna rock so hard that my head is gonna implode from an overload of joy ( Read more... )

well ... today has been really fucking boring ... its nice as hell outside and im stuck inside with a bunch of ppl for job interviews watchin everyone outside enjoy this nice spring day ... NOT FAIR!!! ... n e ways there is this much time left till my little dude blasts into this world 58 DAYS!!! watch out!!

yaaa now i have an excuse to go to ( Read more... )