Stolen from Ladydandelion

[asheebee]

bored by tiffanee0726the last thing youatecerealdreamtI was in the delivery room by myselfdrankdiet cokesmokedcigarettewatchedRaise your voicetouchedthe keyboard?put awaythe ceareal boxcleanedup after the baby monsterturned onthe stoveturned offthe stoveplayed withbaby Aidanput onpajamas last nighttook offmy clothes b4 i put on my pjs last night

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[ladydandelion]

You hit him in the face with a fork??? Thats is f***ing hilarious!

[asheebee]

I didn't do it violently or anything he said something and it was just oine of those things where you don't realize what you're doing till you do it. It was pretty funny tho you shoulda seen how he looked at me!