Ashley Veronica Armenteros's Aliases

Your movie star name: Cheese Humberto

Your fashion designer name is Ashley Valencia

Your socialite name is Laling Paris

Your fly girl / guy name is A Arm

Your detective name is Southwest Miami Sr. High

Your barfly name is Wheat Thins Mojito

Your soap opera name is Veronica 180

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almost a fucking shipwreck might as well...right? I realize this is absolutely rediculous...

Part Freaky Kisser


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JUST FOR THE SAKE OF AN UPDATE AND CUZ I'VE NEVER BEEN ONLINE WHILE IN A POOL...

AHEM...AHEM...

Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!

i read this and thought it ot be genius...hahahahha i hope i made my fellow twat squad members happy! enjoy!

1. Reply with your name and I will write something I like about you ( Read more... )

Fuck this shit... i wanna party and go to st. tropez...and fucking do like paris and meet a greek tycoon named ashley and do cocaine and have the most amazing time of my life...i'm dying for school to start wether it be miami-dade or anywhere else...i feel like i have been wasting my time... ilove my fucking job though...i love the thought of me ( Read more... )

SO I FINALLY DID IT...I TOOK MY FUCKING RESTRICTED EXAM! after nearly waiting 5 years...only to not be give the fucking thing cuz i failed the vision exam so not only can i not drive yet...but to add to everything else a little i have to get glasses...cuz i aint puttin no plastic bull shit on my eyeball...i must do everything archaically... ( Read more... )

Im in a shitty mood not cuz of my job or home situation or financial situation, but over shit that straight up just isnt worth it anymore and im fucking annoyed as fuck, because even my most noble of intentions get fucked...so fuck everything. I fucking fester inside when i think of some shit that 1. isnt my fucking fault 2. doesn't deserve so ( Read more... )

I have computas...fly clothes on...make-up on...and i'm a legal mastermind...i'm so the super cools ( Read more... )

It was the best of times, it was...one of the greatest days of my life. The shackles of carvel no longer hold me prisoner. This is probably the most selfish act i have ever done, but I am tired of having obligations to people who don't deserve it. The stigma of that shopping center alone was reason enough to quit. It has become a seedy strip mall, ( Read more... )