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So as a weapons instructor I felt I needed to know what the new laws on carrying weapons around are. Here is a snippet of what I found.

”Prohibited weapons will include butterfly knives, catapults, electric shock or electromagnetic weapons, blow pipes, flick knives, knuckle dusters, pistol crossbows and spray weapons (other than capsicum or pepper ( Read more... )

JUST when you thought we were milking the cow for all it's worth, along comes a fresh idea: cow urine as a fizzy drink.

No, it's not a stunt. India's Hindu nationalist movement, the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), says the drink is in the final stages of development.

The Times reports head of the department Om ( Read more... )

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The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'where's the self- help section?' she said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If a deaf person signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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AN exotic goat in Canada's Calgary Zoo accidentally hanged itself after it became entangled in a rope and then fell off a log.

Home video of the accident on Saturday showed the Turkmenian markhor hanging lifeless from the rope in its enclosure, CTV television reported today.

Later, keepers could be seen trying to resuscitate the animal.

The zoo said ( Read more... )

The people renting my house are moving out and I need help to shift lots of stuff in a short time- any help would be muchly appreciated. This weekend and next weekend. Moving from Willetton to Warwick. Some of the stuff is big. Also I want to get rid of most of the stuff so if you want house stuff come and grab it (including fish tanks kitchen ( Read more... )