Ready for College

May 13, 2005 15:12

My mom bought me a book called Ready for College: everything you need to know written by a Catholic man (don't get me wrong, I don't have problems with Catholicism, but this does give you a sense of the sincerity). Since I didn't want any of you to be lead astray when you go off to wherever you go, whenever you go there (even if you're already ( Read more... )

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jasanni May 13 2005, 13:53:03 UTC
*just...dies laughing*

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herberta2006 May 13 2005, 15:33:29 UTC
That's amazing. I always knew the Catholics were vaguely crazy.

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la_sabre May 13 2005, 18:41:37 UTC
You should see my grandmother!

My Church gave me this book. I left it at home and then my mom sent it up.

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the_fucking_a May 13 2005, 15:54:48 UTC
AHH MAH GAHH!!!

thats glorious

i am currently lol-ing my ass off

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drewthequeen May 14 2005, 09:25:09 UTC
I want this book now.

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ashened May 14 2005, 16:01:25 UTC
But, but don't you want me to be guided through college? I need this book to keep me on my spiritual journey.

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drewthequeen May 14 2005, 22:22:06 UTC
Only with you, Ceres. :[

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knullare May 14 2005, 21:11:46 UTC
"Prolonged open-mouth kissing and petting comprise the slippery slope to the full sexual expression of intercourse. Limit your show of affection to hand holding, hugs and light kissing."

Fuck.

Dear Jesus,
I'm sorry I let you down.
Sincerely, Your Loyal Follower Kevin

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sunnygirl54 May 16 2005, 12:28:44 UTC
Dear Jesus,

When you say petting, do you mean petting, or "petting"? I often pet my boyfriend's hair because it is soft. Do I got to hell for this? Because I also "pet" my boyfriend too. I'd rather go to hell for that.
Sincerely,
The stupid copying Hannah Edlund who is a Whore and Needs Spiritual Guidance in College because she is a WHORE

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knullare May 16 2005, 13:38:45 UTC
Whore.

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sunnygirl54 May 21 2005, 10:27:34 UTC
I would say that hurt my feelings, but it doesn't. At all.

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