Aliens took over my mind.

[ashened]

Okay, so about an hour ago I was feeling shitty, as in acid refluxy. Anyway, I was so delirious with having been woken up in the middle of a REM cycle (thanks mom) that I decided to be a Scientologist and, for some reason, try to convince myself that I wasn't feeling shitty. Not that this is real Scientology, but hey. I was delirious anyway. By the

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an ode to scientology

[iceflame108]

ahhh, scientology, how i love thee.
your refusal of help is noble!
your disdain for facts is legendary!
your capacity for brainwashing: immense!
ahhh, scientology, how i love thee.

[ashened]

Yes.

[anonymous]

Man, i hate waking up in the middle of an REM cycle. Especially if its a "Man on the Moon" or "Losing My Religion" cycle.