Alright, raise your hand if you've been under a rock for the past..12 or so years and have never seen "Clerks ( Read more... )

Nothing earth shattering or anything, but I'm tired of reading them ( Read more... )

My sister sent this to my dad via email...I had to share ( Read more... )

Written in 1814 by Francis Scott Key after witnessing the attack on Fort McHenry in Baltimore by British Troops, this song has four verses. The first verse is the one everyone knows, but the the other two are great and worth at least reading ( Read more... )

So, yesterday, a disturbed former mental patient shot up Virginia Tech, killing 32 people and injuring 29 more; making this the most fatal shooting in the history of the US. The silver lining in all this? The fucker saved the Commonwealth of Virginia thousands of dollars by offing himself ( Read more... )

Imus has been suspended. Well, he sucks anyway, so it's not really any great loss, but it's the why that's bugging the shit out of me ( Read more... )

The following was taken from CBS.com ( Read more... )

So, I'm processing a return for a customer, a sump pump, and I ask her if there's anything wrong with it, and she says no, that she just had to wait seven days so she could get cash back since she wrote a check. I stop and tell her that it's fifteen days to get cash back on a check, and there's nothing I can do to change it, the system's in a lock ( Read more... )

The last time I went to the zoo, Hsing Hsing was still alive. That was nine years ago, give or take. Now they have two adult pandas and a baby panda. They were too cute. There were lots of those, cute animals, that is ( Read more... )

Because no one seems to know who Joseph McCarthy was, I'm going to share ( Read more... )