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[ashenice]

I need a vacation. A very long vacation.

For the time being, I shall be locked in my office with a bottle of cognac. And it is very likely that I will not emerge for a considerable length of time.

I am also in possession of my shotgun. Consider yourselves warned, should any of you have the brilliant idea to bother me.

Comments

[kyokasuigetsu]

Very rarely does alcohol solve the problem.

[ashenice]

I was unaware that my simple statement was a solicitation for advice.

[kyokasuigetsu]

I'm not really in the habit of giving it.

[ashenice]

And yet you persist in continuing this conversation.

[orchidcircle]

... a shotgun?

[ashenice]

Yes.

[orchidcircle]

It's pointless having something that's already shot, is it not?

[ashenice]

Ah, no. It is called a shotgun because... well, to be honest, I do not know. Something about the type of ammunition used when it was created, I believe. It is a more destructive type of firearm.

[littleblackcait]

Oh, Rufus, you're back to normal! It's about time. Would you like some waffles?

((ooc: *dies* He's trying to spread the cheer via full tummies!))

[ashenice]

No. I would like to forget all of this nonsense ever happened.

[littleblackcait]

Oh, for Gaia's sake.... I'm beginning to think you people enjoy angsting over trivial things. You weren't in your right minds, and everyone else got their dignity stomped all over right along with you.

Would you eat something if I left it outside your door? You'll get sick if you drink too much on an empty stomach, and being hungover puking out your guts won't make you feel any better. Besides, they're chocolate chip~

[ashenice]

Everyone was not fighting with Sephiroth over Vincent's affections. Nor was everyone singing melodramatic songs all evening. Except for that scantily-clad woman.

Very well, you may do that. I make no promises, however.

[living_summoner]

Mind if I join you? I believe I have a pitcher of lemonade somewhere....

[ashenice]

It is best that I am alone right now, Yuna. I am not fit for company.

[living_summoner]

At least know that there is an ear waiting to listen if you wish.

[shadowedglass]

Continue down that path and you shall become as useless as my brother.

[ashenice]

Wonderful. Yet another intruder upon my life with the assumption that I care for advice.

[shadowedglass]

I offer warning, not advice. Advice is for the weak-minded who seek accomplices to their idiotic ideas.

[ashenice]

Your opinion people seems as optimistic as mine.