The Leprechaun's Fairy-Chapter One
Summary: Living a life as something you're not, is a task Asa McDroggen will soon learn he has accomplished all of his life.
Warning: This story contains gay themes
"Fairy!" exclaimed a burly god bringing his hand down to stamp the box marked 'fairy' on his scroll, but before the mark could before the mark could be made a thin god with a high pitched voice screamed, "Fairy?! Fairy?! You think she should become a 'fairy?! She may have died on the streets but think realistically, she was rich at first."
The god with the scroll looked to the latter god with disdain and said, "Are you insane!"
It was not a question, but the skinny god answered, "Think about it...she was rich, but HER greedy ass screwed it up, so it's obvious she should be a Leprechaun' cause she DESERVES a bad life after living such a good one!"
The burly one gave a contemplative look to the other and agreed with a, "humph!" slamming down the stamp in the Leprechaun box. The human girl in question was "clouded" off to a rainbow in order to be turned into a Leprechaun baby. Seconds later, another person was brought by cloud in front of the two gods. "Name?" asked the god with the stamp.
The god in question gave a sigh, "Asa James, he died in a fencing fight. More one sided I'd say; this guy snuck up on him screaming about not having a fair fight."
The burly god's eyes widened in remembrance, "Oh yeah, God had that playing on the big screen earlier! Great fight, that guy won fair and square even though the other dude tried bribing the judges...idiot."
The thin god frowned and said, "apparently that Asa kid was going to use the money to help pay for his bills, it seems that he was really behind in his payments...poor kid; only twenty-four years old."
Depressed, the burly god said, "Yeah," then he slammed his stamp down onto the 'fairy' box and the boy, Asa, was "clouded off to a bird to be flown to Castle de la Fairy where he would become the baby of some loving fairy couple.
Warning: This story contains gay themes
"Fairy!" exclaimed a burly god bringing his hand down to stamp the box marked 'fairy' on his scroll, but before the mark could before the mark could be made a thin god with a high pitched voice screamed, "Fairy?! Fairy?! You think she should become a 'fairy?! She may have died on the streets but think realistically, she was rich at first."
The god with the scroll looked to the latter god with disdain and said, "Are you insane!"
It was not a question, but the skinny god answered, "Think about it...she was rich, but HER greedy ass screwed it up, so it's obvious she should be a Leprechaun' cause she DESERVES a bad life after living such a good one!"
The burly one gave a contemplative look to the other and agreed with a, "humph!" slamming down the stamp in the Leprechaun box. The human girl in question was "clouded" off to a rainbow in order to be turned into a Leprechaun baby. Seconds later, another person was brought by cloud in front of the two gods. "Name?" asked the god with the stamp.
The god in question gave a sigh, "Asa James, he died in a fencing fight. More one sided I'd say; this guy snuck up on him screaming about not having a fair fight."
The burly god's eyes widened in remembrance, "Oh yeah, God had that playing on the big screen earlier! Great fight, that guy won fair and square even though the other dude tried bribing the judges...idiot."
The thin god frowned and said, "apparently that Asa kid was going to use the money to help pay for his bills, it seems that he was really behind in his payments...poor kid; only twenty-four years old."
Depressed, the burly god said, "Yeah," then he slammed his stamp down onto the 'fairy' box and the boy, Asa, was "clouded off to a bird to be flown to Castle de la Fairy where he would become the baby of some loving fairy couple.