Fuck this for a game of soldiers. What the fuck's that even mean anyways? Who cares.

[Private to Ino]Ya know I'm TRYING to be nice and good and all that shit, and all I get in return is you bitching me out? Fuck that. If you wanna go banging every dude in this place, go right ahead. Jus don't come crying to me afterwards when you feel all ( Read more... )

Dear whoever the fuck is supposed to be in charge of this place,

Can you sort Ino out already? I'm starting to worry for the sake of my chastity here. And that's saying something. Holy fuck.

No love,
Kiba.

Ino, lay off the chocolate. I can hear your ass wobbling from all the way on the other side of the compound.

In other news, whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini do I have to kill to get a fucking beer or something? Seriously. It's like the booze stores are suddenly mutant-proof or something. The fuck is up with that?

Rarrgh. I think I had a good Christmas/New Year...most of it is sort of a blur. Akamaru is trying to tell me stories of what happened (well, as much as he can, which is a surprising amount) but they are so ridiculous they're not even worth elaborating ( Read more... )

I remember this 'Christmas' thing.

( [Private] )

Holy crap.

Finally got all the feeling back in my legs. And fingers.

That was fun.

I'm very glad that it is finally starting to cool down. Even if the airconditioning has mysteriously fixed itself ever since Temari relocated tent-side...

Tenten, feel like throwing stuff at me? I could use the extra workout. They've been putting me on dogwatch again because

Damnit, I'm hungry again.

....what the hell. What is it with girls in this hellhole and showers?!

One of the crazy bitches from Sigma came up to me today and started getting friendly. Said she'd be happy to 'show me a good time' as long as I let her shower afterwards.

Ino, this is so your fault. :|

...the hell? How did Temari get busted to the tent?

Damnit. Now I gotta put up with Suigetsu. This is gonna suck.

Mmmmm pizza.

I'm not staying for movies, though.

But mmmmmm pizza.