ljidol hg entry-keep calm and end this mime
The commander walks bouldly into the tent and straight to the podium set up inside. Turning to face the troops he clears his throat.
"Ladies and gentile men you are amoung the best the United States Military has to offer."
"As members of our elite forces you have been trained to deal with any situation that has been foreseen. "
"What you are about to face however is not something anyone could have seen coming. "
"While the troops outside have been keeping the infected and as such the contagion contained to the city of New York the illness is unlike any the CDC has ever seen."
"While you may think that the issue is with those who have not displayed symptoms you will learn that is not the case."
"It seems that once this ailment takes hold it makes the infected indevidual extremely violent and nearly unstoppable. "
"This places you in a difficult situation as the streets are filled with the sick."
"The good doctors with the CDC would like you to round up and contain some of these people so that they may work towards a cure."
"With this in mind we have made a list of the different degrees of sickness and the apparently difrint types of the infected."
"The first is catagory 0."
"These are indeviduals who clearly should be dead but continue to linger somehow. "
"Because it is self evident that the only thing keeping such people alive is the disease and these indeviduals can still infect others by biting them it is highly recommend that you engage in delivering them mercy when you encounter them. "
"Catagory 1 infected seem to have lost all higher brain functions but remain incredibly mobile. "
"They react instantly to sound and movement. "
"You are only to put them down if you have no other options. "
"Catagory 2 infected while also animalistic will not leave an exsisting kill until it has been fully devoured. "
"Less dangerous then catagory 1's they are your prime targets for capture. "
"Catagory 3 infected seem to retain some or all of their reasoning abilities. "
"This does not make them reasonable. "
"All infected persons are driven to consume fresh meat with a clear preference towards cannibalism. "
"Catagory 3's are able to use strategy to lure and trap victims before they attack. "
"Finally it is my duty to warn you about special catagory m."
"A subset of catagory 3 these indeviduals use very specific stratagem for lulling victims into a false sense of complacency that allows them to gradually approach gaining ground until they can simply grab the victim and rip into them."
These stratagem include but are not limited to walking up and down stairs, walking against the wind, trapped in or behind an invisible box or wall, and pulling an invisible rope."
"Always remember when you are in the city, a mime is a terable thing. Do not be afraid to waist them."
"It is also critical to remember that the only thing that will put an infected indevidual down is a shot to the head."
"You are dismissed. "
"Ladies and gentile men you are amoung the best the United States Military has to offer."
"As members of our elite forces you have been trained to deal with any situation that has been foreseen. "
"What you are about to face however is not something anyone could have seen coming. "
"While the troops outside have been keeping the infected and as such the contagion contained to the city of New York the illness is unlike any the CDC has ever seen."
"While you may think that the issue is with those who have not displayed symptoms you will learn that is not the case."
"It seems that once this ailment takes hold it makes the infected indevidual extremely violent and nearly unstoppable. "
"This places you in a difficult situation as the streets are filled with the sick."
"The good doctors with the CDC would like you to round up and contain some of these people so that they may work towards a cure."
"With this in mind we have made a list of the different degrees of sickness and the apparently difrint types of the infected."
"The first is catagory 0."
"These are indeviduals who clearly should be dead but continue to linger somehow. "
"Because it is self evident that the only thing keeping such people alive is the disease and these indeviduals can still infect others by biting them it is highly recommend that you engage in delivering them mercy when you encounter them. "
"Catagory 1 infected seem to have lost all higher brain functions but remain incredibly mobile. "
"They react instantly to sound and movement. "
"You are only to put them down if you have no other options. "
"Catagory 2 infected while also animalistic will not leave an exsisting kill until it has been fully devoured. "
"Less dangerous then catagory 1's they are your prime targets for capture. "
"Catagory 3 infected seem to retain some or all of their reasoning abilities. "
"This does not make them reasonable. "
"All infected persons are driven to consume fresh meat with a clear preference towards cannibalism. "
"Catagory 3's are able to use strategy to lure and trap victims before they attack. "
"Finally it is my duty to warn you about special catagory m."
"A subset of catagory 3 these indeviduals use very specific stratagem for lulling victims into a false sense of complacency that allows them to gradually approach gaining ground until they can simply grab the victim and rip into them."
These stratagem include but are not limited to walking up and down stairs, walking against the wind, trapped in or behind an invisible box or wall, and pulling an invisible rope."
"Always remember when you are in the city, a mime is a terable thing. Do not be afraid to waist them."
"It is also critical to remember that the only thing that will put an infected indevidual down is a shot to the head."
"You are dismissed. "