Fic: Strange Creatures
Fic: Strange Creatures
Pairing: BemxJin
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG-14
Word Count: 1000+
Disclaimer: RPF disclaimer on Jin. Bem is owned by YNB creator (bless you, sir).
Summary: Bem meets the human Akanishi Jin
A/N: Written for itsumono_you_ni. Your turn, SweetP.
Strange Creatures
Bem lands on the ground in a half-kneel, his scepter securely clutched in one hand and fedoraed head bowed. The perfect landing would have gotten him a round of applause if there is anyone to give him but, as always, no one is around. Not even the stalker detective. He sighs and shakes his head thinking it's such a waste that he has all these amazing skills and good looks but he has to lead a low profile existence not to mention wear drab clothes. It sucks to be a humanoid. He swears the first thing he'll do as soon as he becomes human is shop then strut his wares at Roponggi.
In the meantime, he takes consolation that he, at least, gets to wear leather pants while he tries to save humans from their silly habit of dropping each other from building roofs.
He clucks and smirks when he sees Bela and Belo have gone on ahead without him, probably back in that dingy boat that, owing to the mermaid painted on it, Belo has christened “Aquaneesha”. Not wanting to go home yet, certain that he Bela will be serving hay or grass or some other leafy food for dinner again, Bem decides to walk around.
As he emerges from a narrow alley, he stops dead on his tracks, shocked at the crowd gathered across the street. At first he thought they may be some other beings but then only humanoids tend to wear leather, cape and fabulous hair when in human form.
Bem is about to stalk towards them - to berate them for shamelessly gathering so publicly and not inviting him - when out of nowhere someone jumps in front of him. His fighting instinct kicks in but he realizes it's a human. A very good-looking male human.
“You've got to help me!”
Bem suspects the human has just escaped the crowd of humanoids what with his frazzled looks. He pulls the human back to the dimly lit alley. “Yes, of course,” Bem says in his usual righteous way. “I am not like them. I help humans.”
The human frowns slightly then chuckles. “Right,” he drawls. “Anyway, you're Sephy, right?”
“No. Who's Stephy?”
“Sephy, not Stephy. You know, Sephiroth?”
Bem frowns. “No, I am not him. I'm Bem.”
“Bem? I haven't heard of him,” the human says. “But then again, I'm not really much into Final Fantasy. Anyway, whatever.” He grins and adds, “You look like you're up for a threesome.”
“Threesome?” Bem asks, surprised. The human, it seems, can tell that he is part of a threesome humanoid created from a single-cell. “I'm...I...How can you tell?”
The human sneers. “I've got a nose for this thing, you know,” he says with a wink.
Bem is unnerved with the human's cockiness not to mention yumminess. “Who are you?”
The human balks at the question. “You don't know me?” he asks. “I'm Akanishi Jin. The Akanishi Jin.” He clucks when Bem remains silent. “I'm famous. I have single due to be released in the US. And you know what? I think that's the reason why Yuu backed out the last minute. It's obvious he's jealous. I mean, mine says Jin Akanishi featuring Jason Derulo and he's like just featured in that boyband has-been's single. Well, fuck him!”
Bem cannot help the slight frown forming on his face. The human Jin speaks of strange things.
“You know what?” the human Jin says, stepping away a little and cocking his head. “When you look at me like that, you remind me so much of my ex-boyf...ex-bandmate.”
Bem is intrigued. The human Jin knows someone who looks like him? “What is this ex-boyf-ex-bandmate that you speak of? Is he human?”
Jin frowns a bit then bursts laughing. “No. He's half-idol, half-baseball freak and a total bitch.” He laughs again. “Anyway,” he says, “I'm digging the Irvine look but it won't do. I'm not into cosplay myself, I think it's lame. But this girl I'm trying to hook up is coming as Yuna in this FF gathering tonight and she's got this thing for Sephiroth. Says she's okay with me as me as long as the third one's Sephy. And as I said, that ass Yuu backed out at the last minute. So you know, you're short but you'll have to do.”
Bem is still trying to digest the human's gibberish when his hat is snatched off his head. “What are you...!” It's too late though. The human Jin has seen his horns and is staring. He braces himself for the expected shriek but it doesn't come.
Instead, the human laughs. “Yeah. Those horns are the only thing lacking on Kame.” And he laughs again.
“Kame? Who is Kame?”
“The one I was telling you about. The one who looks like you.”
Bem's curiosity is piqued. The human Jin talks ill of this mutant Kame yet it seems he cannot stop thinking of him as well. “What is your relations with this Kame?”
Jin chuckles but stops abruptly. “I wouldn't actually call it relations although yeah, you know, we've been on and off for years. It's just we have this thing going on between us. Like we repel each other as much as we want each other. It's complicated but addicting. You know?”
To his surprise, Bem does know. For the first time that night, he somehow understands what the human Jin said. He nods sympathetically. It's exactly how he feels about humans in general and that dorky human detective in particular. Thinking about it, the human Jin reminds him of the detective what with the similar bed hair.
“Okay, now take off your clothes,” the human Jin orders.
“What? Why...What?” Bem is back to being confused.
“You wanna help me, right? Do as I say. Take your clothes off.”
Bem thinks for a moment then figures he might as well do as he's told. He did promise to help. Anyway, it seems the human Jin is familiar with so many strange creatures and is not at all repulsed by them and he feels a certain kinship with him. He shakes off his coat and pulls off his shirt and in the process unties his long silver hair. He waits for a reaction but the human Jin just stands there, seemingly awestruck.
The human Jin snaps his mouth shut then clears his throat. “Yeah, those pants will do and I've got a leather coat in my car and ...sweet lord.” Jin mutters as he raises his gaze. He steps forward until he's almost pressed against Bem. “Neat prosthetics.”
Bem has no idea what a pros-whatever is but he says thank you anyway because the human Jin has started caressing his upper arms causing his breath to hitch. “Please don't.”
“Why not?” Jin whispers against Bem's ears. “You've got amazing arms.”
“You cannot...” Bem starts but he stops because the human Jin is breathing against the length of his neck. The sensation so overwhelms him he drops his scepter. “My scepter,” he mutters.
“Scepter?” Jin asks,
“My staff,” Bem says trying to focus because the human Jin has started nibbling the skin under his ear and he feels shiver running up his spine. “It's got special powers,” he says as he tries to breathe evenly.
Jin chuckles. “I'm sure it does,” he says and grinds against Bem. “You know what? Fuck Yuna. I'm having you all to myself.”
At that point, Bem no longer cares about what the human Jin is saying. He feels intense emotion coursing through him. His hands start to crack and he panics mostly because he thinks the human Jin isn't going to like getting it on with a monster and damn the human feels good. The human Jin seizes his lips and thrusts a tongue inside and to Bem's surprise, his hands regenerate instantly.
♥
Sauntering back to the boat, Bem tries not to smile. He shouldn't. He's Bem. He should be all serious-faced and intense and not smily giddy. It's just he can't help it.
Human tears are well and good for Belo but not for him. There are more potent not to mention more enjoyable human fluids that'll stop him from morphing. He licks his lips, still tasting the human Jin on his lips. Sometimes, it's not all that bad helping humans.
The End