Fic: Not A Girl (Chapter 6)
Title: Not a girl
Rating: PG-14
Genre: Humor, romance
Word count: about 13,000 (total), 1,422 (Chapter 6)
Disclaimer: I only own the plot.
Summary: Kazuya Kamenashi feels the strain of being a JE idol. He thinks girls have life easy. That was until he wakes up with girl parts.
A/N: Birthday wishes coming true was a plot of the Jim Carrey movie “Liar, Liar.” Technically, it's not mpreg because as Junno pointed out: “Technically, you're not a man. You would not be pregnant if you are. And since you are then...”
Chapter 6
Jin jumped from his chair and kneeled in front of Kazuya. “What's wrong?”
Kazuya could not speak. His suddenly-pale face grimaced from the unbelievable pain wracking inside him.
“Oh my god! Are you going into labor?” The color on Jin's face was starting to fade, too.
“No,” Kazuya said between clenched teeth. His breaths had become shallow. “I'm only on my eighth month,” he rationalized, trying to stave off his growing fear.
“You're on your ninth month, Kazuya,” Jin corrected.
“ No! Just eighth...Koki said I'm just on my eighth...” Kazuya protested.
“Koki didn't get you pregnant! I did! And I'm telling you you're on your ninth...” Jin insisted.
The doorbell rang. The two were stunned, both wondering who could be visiting that early. The doorbell rang again. “See who it is,” Kazuya irately ordered the still stunned Jin.
“Oba-san!” Kazuya heard Jin exclaim. Shortly, he saw Jin reappearing and to his shock, his mother trailing right behind.
“Oka-san!” he exclaimed, a mixture of dread and relief played through him as he sees the worried look on his mother's face.
His mother quickly sat beside him and hugged him. “What's wrong, Kazu-kun?” Then she turned towards Jin and in a cold tone that chilled the other man to his bones, accused, and “What did you to my son?”
“Nothing!” Jin protested. He was about to defend himself some more but stopped when he realized he did actually do something to the woman's son who is currently writhing in pain as a result of that deed.
“Oka-san, Jin didn't...” Kazuya started to say but his thought ran the same way Jin's did. “Well, yeah, he did but...AWWWW!” Kazuya could see that he is making his mother panic. He also knew he has no choice, at that point, except to tell his mother the truth. “I'm pregnant, oka-san. I'm going into labor,” he quickly said.
“What?” the woman exclaimed, unable to believe she was hearing right.
Kazuya still writhes in pain and Jin realizes the task of explaining has become his. For the first time, Jin was thankful for his unstoppable mouth. In less than two minutes, he has managed to explain to Kazuya's mother what has happened to her son since the young man's last birthday.
When at last, Jin finished, the two young man waited for the woman's reaction, any reaction: a scream of horror or hysterical laughter of disbelief or passing out or clawing out Jin's eyes. They did not, however, expect what the woman did next.
Kazuya had stretched out his legs had been leaning on his mother for support. In an instant, she slipped her hand inside his son's shorts and groped him. “OKA-SAN!” Kazuya yelped, totally caught unaware. He immediately pulled her hand out.
“Oh my god...Jin's telling the truth...” she mumbled to herself.
Kazuya squeezed his eyes shut. “I cannot believe this...my mother just groped me.”
“In front of me, too. I'm so traumatized,” Jin said.
“You’re traumatized? You got my son - MY SON - pregnant!” Kazuya's mother exclaimed. Then fumbled in her bag, took her phone and started making calls.
♡♡♡♡♡
Jin was driving the car as mother and son were huddled at the backseat. ''We're almost there, honey. It's gonna be okay,” the woman soothingly said to her son.
“We're almost there, Kazu. Hang on,” Jin said trying his darnest best to speed up without risking a vehicular accident.
“I'm going to fucking kill you, Jin!” was Kazuya's reply and kicked the driver's seat. Jin winced.
“I'm sorry...” Jin said, genuinely feeling bad that he somehow was at fault that Kazuya was currently in extreme pain. “Does it really hurt bad?”
“It feels like my whole internal organs are trying to push out of me! It feels like my whole body will split into two! Do you have any idea how that fucking feels !?!” Kazuya yelled.
Mrs. Kamenashi managed to hit Jin on the head for the stupid question that further aggravated her son. “I know how it feels, Kazu-kun. I know how it hurts so believe me when I say you will survive this,” she said, her voice still calm.
But it does not calm Kazuya. “I'm going to fucking kill you, Jin!” He kicked Jin's seat some more.
“Shhh, baby, don't upset yourself more,” she said as she restrains her son's legs. And as an afterthought added, “And stop cursing.”
“It fu...friggin' hurts, oka-san...” Kazuya wailed. His mother cradled his head on her chest and was rubbing his back. Then he remembered he was nursing extreme anger at Jin and said, “You will never EVER touch me again!”
Mrs. Kamenashi saw the stricken look on Jin's face when he turned back to take a quick look at his passengers. She reached out a hand and patted Jin on his shoulder. “Don't worry, Jin. I swore that to Kazuya's father four times but we still have sex to this day.”
“Oka-san! Eew!” Kazuya exclaimed despite his pain.
Mrs. Kamenashi looked at Kazuya sternly. “Don't eew me. You would not be alive if it weren't for that eew and I do believe you are currently in this predicament because you and Jin eewed.” That silenced Kazuya and for the rest of the trip he merely groaned.
“You stay here, Jin,” Kazuya's mother ordered as she and Jin try to help Kazuya out of the car.
“What? Why?” Jin protested.
“I can pull off claiming this pregnant lady is a niece who just oddly looks a lot like my JE idol-son. But if Akanishi Jin gets into the picture, there is no denying Kamenashi Kazuya is giving birth. Understand?” Jin hesitantly agreed. He stood by the car as he helplessly watched mother and son amble towards a maternity clinic.
♡♡♡♡♡
A few minutes later, Jin and the rest of KAT-TUN were all seated inside Koki's car, drinking coffee, all looking very somber. It had been a couple of hours and there was still no news.
“How'd she take it?” Koki asked, finally breaking the silence.
“Bad,” Jin answered. “I'd have to exorcise my car with all the ill-will unleashed in it. I'd probably have to scrub it for two days to scrape off all the curses plastered all over it and I'd have to get a new driver's seat.”
Koki looked at Jin sympathetically. “Mrs. Kamenashi hates you that much, huh?”
“No. I was talking about Kazuya,” Jin corrected.
Koki groaned. “I was asking about Kazuya's mother. How'd she take the news you got her son pregnant?”
“Oh, her...” Jin said. He had never felt so helpless and useless in all his life as he did then. He can only be thankful Mrs. Kamenashi appeared at the most crucial moment in his and Kazuya's life. “At first she was shocked, and then she was mad. Then she just took over.” Everyone grew thoughtful then nodded.
“Well, it's pretty amazing how she found a doctor that quick at four in the morning and a maternity clinic this obscure,” Ueda commented.
“She's a mother,” Junno added. “Mothers always know what to do.” Again, the boys silently nodded in agreement.
♡♡♡♡♡
As Kazuya's mother instructed, Jin pulled down the hood of his parka and followed the woman as they sneaked in through the back door.
Kazuya's mother opened the door and he set foot inside the room, Jin could not describe the feeling of elation as he saw Kazuya sleeping, hand resting on the baby's back that was sleeping atop Kazuya's chest. Jin could not move. Did not dare move. Afraid to disturb what seemed to him the perfect picture of happiness in all his life.
Mrs. Kamenashi nudged him forward. Jin's steps were tentative. He watched Kazuya's face and thought no one can be as beautiful except perhaps the baby that lay on Kazuya's chest.
He leaned down, stroked Kazuya's hair away from his face then kissed him.
Kazuya's eyes slowly opened. When he saw Jin, he smiled the sweetest smile. All animosity towards his ex-boyfriend had vanished. Whatever pain Jin had caused him, emotional or physical, the baby on top of him was all worth it. “We have a daughter,” Kazuya hoarsely whispered.
Jin ever-so-gently lifted his daughter's left hand with his thumb. He leaned down and kissed the tiny hand.
♡♡♡♡♡
Jin dodged. “Kazuya...” he said, looking at the balled soiled diaper that barely missed him.
“Don't Kazuya me!” Kazuya stormed inside his room with his daughter cradled in his arms.
[A/N: Next post is the day after tomorrow because tomorrow I go to the beach...yay! Happy am I, I humbly offer you my first smex fic - the smex sequel to Push the Button. Clicky here. Have a nice weekend everyone!]
Chapter 7
Rating: PG-14
Genre: Humor, romance
Word count: about 13,000 (total), 1,422 (Chapter 6)
Disclaimer: I only own the plot.
Summary: Kazuya Kamenashi feels the strain of being a JE idol. He thinks girls have life easy. That was until he wakes up with girl parts.
A/N: Birthday wishes coming true was a plot of the Jim Carrey movie “Liar, Liar.” Technically, it's not mpreg because as Junno pointed out: “Technically, you're not a man. You would not be pregnant if you are. And since you are then...”
Chapter 6
Jin jumped from his chair and kneeled in front of Kazuya. “What's wrong?”
Kazuya could not speak. His suddenly-pale face grimaced from the unbelievable pain wracking inside him.
“Oh my god! Are you going into labor?” The color on Jin's face was starting to fade, too.
“No,” Kazuya said between clenched teeth. His breaths had become shallow. “I'm only on my eighth month,” he rationalized, trying to stave off his growing fear.
“You're on your ninth month, Kazuya,” Jin corrected.
“ No! Just eighth...Koki said I'm just on my eighth...” Kazuya protested.
“Koki didn't get you pregnant! I did! And I'm telling you you're on your ninth...” Jin insisted.
The doorbell rang. The two were stunned, both wondering who could be visiting that early. The doorbell rang again. “See who it is,” Kazuya irately ordered the still stunned Jin.
“Oba-san!” Kazuya heard Jin exclaim. Shortly, he saw Jin reappearing and to his shock, his mother trailing right behind.
“Oka-san!” he exclaimed, a mixture of dread and relief played through him as he sees the worried look on his mother's face.
His mother quickly sat beside him and hugged him. “What's wrong, Kazu-kun?” Then she turned towards Jin and in a cold tone that chilled the other man to his bones, accused, and “What did you to my son?”
“Nothing!” Jin protested. He was about to defend himself some more but stopped when he realized he did actually do something to the woman's son who is currently writhing in pain as a result of that deed.
“Oka-san, Jin didn't...” Kazuya started to say but his thought ran the same way Jin's did. “Well, yeah, he did but...AWWWW!” Kazuya could see that he is making his mother panic. He also knew he has no choice, at that point, except to tell his mother the truth. “I'm pregnant, oka-san. I'm going into labor,” he quickly said.
“What?” the woman exclaimed, unable to believe she was hearing right.
Kazuya still writhes in pain and Jin realizes the task of explaining has become his. For the first time, Jin was thankful for his unstoppable mouth. In less than two minutes, he has managed to explain to Kazuya's mother what has happened to her son since the young man's last birthday.
When at last, Jin finished, the two young man waited for the woman's reaction, any reaction: a scream of horror or hysterical laughter of disbelief or passing out or clawing out Jin's eyes. They did not, however, expect what the woman did next.
Kazuya had stretched out his legs had been leaning on his mother for support. In an instant, she slipped her hand inside his son's shorts and groped him. “OKA-SAN!” Kazuya yelped, totally caught unaware. He immediately pulled her hand out.
“Oh my god...Jin's telling the truth...” she mumbled to herself.
Kazuya squeezed his eyes shut. “I cannot believe this...my mother just groped me.”
“In front of me, too. I'm so traumatized,” Jin said.
“You’re traumatized? You got my son - MY SON - pregnant!” Kazuya's mother exclaimed. Then fumbled in her bag, took her phone and started making calls.
♡♡♡♡♡
Jin was driving the car as mother and son were huddled at the backseat. ''We're almost there, honey. It's gonna be okay,” the woman soothingly said to her son.
“We're almost there, Kazu. Hang on,” Jin said trying his darnest best to speed up without risking a vehicular accident.
“I'm going to fucking kill you, Jin!” was Kazuya's reply and kicked the driver's seat. Jin winced.
“I'm sorry...” Jin said, genuinely feeling bad that he somehow was at fault that Kazuya was currently in extreme pain. “Does it really hurt bad?”
“It feels like my whole internal organs are trying to push out of me! It feels like my whole body will split into two! Do you have any idea how that fucking feels !?!” Kazuya yelled.
Mrs. Kamenashi managed to hit Jin on the head for the stupid question that further aggravated her son. “I know how it feels, Kazu-kun. I know how it hurts so believe me when I say you will survive this,” she said, her voice still calm.
But it does not calm Kazuya. “I'm going to fucking kill you, Jin!” He kicked Jin's seat some more.
“Shhh, baby, don't upset yourself more,” she said as she restrains her son's legs. And as an afterthought added, “And stop cursing.”
“It fu...friggin' hurts, oka-san...” Kazuya wailed. His mother cradled his head on her chest and was rubbing his back. Then he remembered he was nursing extreme anger at Jin and said, “You will never EVER touch me again!”
Mrs. Kamenashi saw the stricken look on Jin's face when he turned back to take a quick look at his passengers. She reached out a hand and patted Jin on his shoulder. “Don't worry, Jin. I swore that to Kazuya's father four times but we still have sex to this day.”
“Oka-san! Eew!” Kazuya exclaimed despite his pain.
Mrs. Kamenashi looked at Kazuya sternly. “Don't eew me. You would not be alive if it weren't for that eew and I do believe you are currently in this predicament because you and Jin eewed.” That silenced Kazuya and for the rest of the trip he merely groaned.
“You stay here, Jin,” Kazuya's mother ordered as she and Jin try to help Kazuya out of the car.
“What? Why?” Jin protested.
“I can pull off claiming this pregnant lady is a niece who just oddly looks a lot like my JE idol-son. But if Akanishi Jin gets into the picture, there is no denying Kamenashi Kazuya is giving birth. Understand?” Jin hesitantly agreed. He stood by the car as he helplessly watched mother and son amble towards a maternity clinic.
♡♡♡♡♡
A few minutes later, Jin and the rest of KAT-TUN were all seated inside Koki's car, drinking coffee, all looking very somber. It had been a couple of hours and there was still no news.
“How'd she take it?” Koki asked, finally breaking the silence.
“Bad,” Jin answered. “I'd have to exorcise my car with all the ill-will unleashed in it. I'd probably have to scrub it for two days to scrape off all the curses plastered all over it and I'd have to get a new driver's seat.”
Koki looked at Jin sympathetically. “Mrs. Kamenashi hates you that much, huh?”
“No. I was talking about Kazuya,” Jin corrected.
Koki groaned. “I was asking about Kazuya's mother. How'd she take the news you got her son pregnant?”
“Oh, her...” Jin said. He had never felt so helpless and useless in all his life as he did then. He can only be thankful Mrs. Kamenashi appeared at the most crucial moment in his and Kazuya's life. “At first she was shocked, and then she was mad. Then she just took over.” Everyone grew thoughtful then nodded.
“Well, it's pretty amazing how she found a doctor that quick at four in the morning and a maternity clinic this obscure,” Ueda commented.
“She's a mother,” Junno added. “Mothers always know what to do.” Again, the boys silently nodded in agreement.
♡♡♡♡♡
As Kazuya's mother instructed, Jin pulled down the hood of his parka and followed the woman as they sneaked in through the back door.
Kazuya's mother opened the door and he set foot inside the room, Jin could not describe the feeling of elation as he saw Kazuya sleeping, hand resting on the baby's back that was sleeping atop Kazuya's chest. Jin could not move. Did not dare move. Afraid to disturb what seemed to him the perfect picture of happiness in all his life.
Mrs. Kamenashi nudged him forward. Jin's steps were tentative. He watched Kazuya's face and thought no one can be as beautiful except perhaps the baby that lay on Kazuya's chest.
He leaned down, stroked Kazuya's hair away from his face then kissed him.
Kazuya's eyes slowly opened. When he saw Jin, he smiled the sweetest smile. All animosity towards his ex-boyfriend had vanished. Whatever pain Jin had caused him, emotional or physical, the baby on top of him was all worth it. “We have a daughter,” Kazuya hoarsely whispered.
Jin ever-so-gently lifted his daughter's left hand with his thumb. He leaned down and kissed the tiny hand.
♡♡♡♡♡
Jin dodged. “Kazuya...” he said, looking at the balled soiled diaper that barely missed him.
“Don't Kazuya me!” Kazuya stormed inside his room with his daughter cradled in his arms.
[A/N: Next post is the day after tomorrow because tomorrow I go to the beach...yay! Happy am I, I humbly offer you my first smex fic - the smex sequel to Push the Button. Clicky here. Have a nice weekend everyone!]
Chapter 7