#6.5 Hearts: E Pluribus Unum
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Hearts: E Pluribus Unum
I was with my cousins last weekend as some of you may know. You should note I am excellent with kids.
We went to the 360 Cliffs on Saturday. From left to right: Chyrsanthemum (14), Q-Tip (8), Nicholas Phong Le (69. lol.), Angola1972 (11).
Exhausted from our wild adventures in and around the Austin Metropolitan Area, we returned to my isolated abode where we recuperated from a long day in the punishing sun.
It got dark. Very dark.
Chrysanthemum was chilling while Angola1972 showcased her ups.
We passed around hallucionogenic drugs.
Angola1972: Hey there are some playing cards on the table!
Chrysanthemum: Hey there are four of us!
Q-Tip:
I use my music implemented with jewels import tools
to inspire all those too cool fools who say screw school
'Cause they don't see the conspiracy
that's put here to trap you and me
Nicholas Phong Le: Hey let's play hearts!
Chrysanthemum: You mean like the card game involving four people?
Nicholas Phong Le: Yea!
Angola 1972: Great idea!
Q-Tip:
...And still breathin', niggaz is dead and not even
perpetuatin' real life the shit kicked is real trife ayo they
fake bleedin'
It's obvious that they needin' attention feedin'
they cold actin' like heathens
when mics is picked up MC's scenes is kicked up
like women with the gripper drinking Moet 'till they hiccup
fellas hustlin' picking bricks up
fantasizin' about the illest stick up
but rip up the jam and we be truly impressed
on stage you won't need your tef. vest
only a mic with and a mic test
Nicholas Phong Le: Let me get my camera so I can make this an LJ post so that I can show my friends at my prep school what cool people we are!
Angola 1972: I'll shuffle the cards!
Chrysanthemum: Right on!
I snapped a foto with Q-Tip as Angola1972 and Chrysanthemum began to deal the cards. I look kinky.
Chrysanthemum begans to deal the cards. She was cocky. Little did she know I am a champion of hearts.
Angola1972 seemed contented with her seemingly strong hand. Little did she know how well I perform when the odds are against me in hearts.
Q-Tip looked concerned as my dominance becomes more and more undeniably imposing. Little did she know I am a sucker for sympathy in hearts.
A glimpse of the magic of hearts:
Game recap:
I won the first round. Second round. Third. Fourth. Fifth round. The game was called despite not having reached 100.
Scorecard:
(you are stupid if you can't figure out who's who)
Conclusion:
I am once again the champion of hearts.
I think our group should get together and play sociable games such as hearts. Who knows? Perhaps I'll find someone to challenge me for once.
shootthemoon.
this entry is too self-aware for its own good.
Heart! You are smooth, creamy, aromatic like lotion
Heart! You have a high vapor pressure, your smell is in constant motion
Heart! You are unpredictable, irratic, spontaneous like seizure
Heart! Your epilepsy is induced by flashing lights of long sought-leisure
Oh pangs of sorrow you delve so thorough through my heart
The bullshit goes on and on as if the bullshit had no start
mood?fucking shitty. i got in a car wreck today.
music?
if you are feeling sinister
go off see a minister
he'll try in vain to take away the pain
of being a hopeless unbeliever
-belle&sebastian.
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